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6Love It, Leave It, or LOL at It: Ben Affleck’s New Hair

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Is this a clever ploy at trying to reinvent himself now that his ex-girlfriend, Jennifer Lopez, is back on the market? Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on your perspective) for Jennifer Garner, no. Ben‘s latest look is for a new CIA movie that he’s co-starring in with John Goodman, Alan Arkin, and Bryan Cranston. Probably, anyway. It’s the only way I can actually explain someone like Ben Affleck intentionally doing something this heinous to his hair.

July 25, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Sarah
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3You Just Don’t Even Know How Much I Want This to Be True

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Sources close to Jennifer Lopez‘s ma are saying that she – Jennifer Lopez’s ma, ffs – reached out to an ex-boyfriend of J. Lo herself to help intervene in what’s now being painted as a Very Bad Marriage.

The ex in question? Oh yes. It’d be BEN AFFLECK. DUN DUN DUN.

Sources claim:

“Guadalupe reached out to Ben over email. She wanted advice for Jennifer. She always liked and trusted him. Ben replied back on email, wished her well and offered what he could. Shortly thereafter Lopez and her husband Marc Anthony announced their divorce. It was a very bad marriage, and Jennifer got the courage to end things. [Marc] was a terrible husband.”

So, do think this has even a shred of truth to it? I’m not really sure if I buy it, but I’m going to do what I do best and run with it. I mean, a Bennifer reunion? Could this whole thing get crazier than that? I somehow don’t think so.

July 20, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah

2Oh Snap! Why Does Ben Affleck Have a Black Eye and What Does It Have To Do With Blake Lively?

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Ben Affleck was photographed out in Los Angeles with his wifey yesterday and yo! People are immediately jumping to the conclusion that the mark is a result of the Blake Lively nudes being released.

People have been saying for awhile that there’s a chance Ben and Blake got their swerve on while filming The Town, and now that those nudes are floating around everywhere and Blake’s totally sporting the same fake tatts in them that she did in the movie, it makes even more sense. Yeah, her rep claims the photos are fake, but a lot of reps are fake, too. If you asked me, I’d say those pictures are the real deal.

Here’s what I wanna know: Did Jennifer Garner lay that thing on him? Because if so, that is tight! I knew she used to do a lot of her own stunts back in her Alias days, but punching her man in the eye for boning the town floozy while he was on location? That’s gangster.

June 3, 2011 at 4:30 pm by Molls

13Caption This: Can Someone Please Explain to Me What Ben Affleck’s Deal Is?

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And use small words, because after seeing this photo of Ben – acting like this on an ice cream outing with his family – I’m kind of fried out on being all intellectual and analytical this morning. The only things cycling in my brain right now are nappy beards, little penises, and Boston accents.

I know that this guy is a total asshat and makes no bones about being perceived as a complete toolkit in public (though I still totally would have shagged him ten years ago), but adding ‘being an embarrassment to in front of his family‘ to the growing list of acting a fool?

God, dude. Jen must be so proud.

January 7, 2011 at 9:00 am by Sarah

4Quotables: Ben Affleck Wants Nothing to Do With His Wife

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OK, in a manner of speaking, anyway. But it wouldn’t surprise me either way. In a recent interview, Affleck states that he doesn’t want to work with his wife in films, but for good reason:

“Jen is a great actress. I would be profoundly lucky to work with her. But something tells me that people don’t want to see real-life couples together at the movies … I think audiences have a hard time suspending disbelief. They already know a whole bunch of things about the relationship you have with the other person and if you try and thrust you and another person into a fictional relationship, I think it is distracting.”

The only thing audiences have a hard time suspending, Ben, is their restraint to choke the living shit out of you anytime you open your mouth. But maybe that’s just me.

September 17, 2010 at 7:22 am by Sarah

6Jennifer Garner Isn’t Carrying the Spawn of Ben Affleck

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Though speculation about Garner’s womb has been frothing and churning lately, Garner’s rep states, “Jennifer is absolutely not pregnant.”

And I really love the vehemence in her statement that there is absolutely no way, no way whatsoever, that Garner is continuing to tie herself to douchebag husband, Ben Affleck, any more than she needs to at this point.

Is he even living in the family home anymore, or has Jen deported his rumored-cheating, definitely-alcohol consuming ass to the streets of NYC’s Bronx in search of his original Bennifer? Is he off tanning? Buying expensive, indulgently-obnoxious diamonds for women who only want him for his good looks Pearl Harbor performance?

The two have been rumored to split every year since 2008, but nothing has happened — and by “nothing,” I mean that the couple still keeps popping out children despite rumors that all is not well.  Until now.  Because every time Garner was rumored to be pregnant in the past, she was.  If a firm denial of a new pregnancy doesn’t say it all, nothing does.  Maybe this is Jen’s uterus saying, “The gravy train’s over, pal.”

I love Jen. And I absolutely love her amazingly gorgeous daughters, Violet and Seraphina. But Ben Affleck? Uh, not so much.

June 23, 2010 at 7:29 am by Sarah
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