I just can’t stop laughing at these pictures. Here’s The Tiz in Milan, promoting an Italian clothing line called Puerco Espin.
Now, I don’t know what “Puerco Espin” actually means in Italian. And I’d rather not have anyone tell me. Because right now I’m translating it in my head as Pork Spin, and it’s making me think of porkspin.com and that’s cracking me up. (WARNING: DO NOT click on that link at work. In fact, do not click on it EVER. Just email the link to someone you really hate, and then bury it deep in the darkest recesses of your memory, where you keep things like the places your uncle touched you and the early Miss Bliss episodes of Saved by the Bell.)
June 8, 2009 at 5:51 pm by Evil Beet
Ashley Tisdale and her latest boyfriend, music video director Scott Speer, were attached at the hip as they walked to her Toluca Lake home this morning.
June 1, 2009 at 5:37 pm by Evil Beet
Because when your boyfriend’s cheating on you, the appropriate thing to do is trash his house with your friends and take photos of yourself making out with a random dude and leave them for him to find, because that’s going to make him so sad and he’ll totally miss you and won’t at all think of you as a psychotic bitch who never deserved his loyalty anyway. This is a far better approach than simply walking away with your dignity intact. Great message, Tiz.
April 21, 2009 at 1:00 pm by Evil Beet
For the millions of you out there who follow Ashley Tisdale’s love life with bated breath, you’ll be fascinated to know that she’s officially split from her boyfriend, Jared Murillo. Jared’s a part of a boy band called V Factory, which hasn’t exactly taken off the way they’d hoped, but you can listen to their music here. Trust me, you liked it better when it was called *NSYNC. (God, remember *NSYNC? Was that this decade?) Seriously that site should have a warning like, “Be advised: This content is not suitable for persons over the age of 12.” Where is the government when you need them???
Jared and Ashley met when he was a backup dancer on HSM. When will these girls learn? Also, they should have used whatever they took out of Ashley’s nose to fill this guy’s upper lip.
April 13, 2009 at 12:58 pm by Evil Beet
I am such a 10-year-old girl. I was talking to my friend Anna today about possibly carpooling to the Britney Spears show on Thursday. She was like, “Yeah, we’ll probably leave around five.” I was like, “Well, okay, here’s the problem: Since I’m a member of the Britney Spears Fan Club …” and I didn’t get any further than that. Before I could explain that I had special fan-club VIP tickets that allow me to do a pre-show backstage tour and dinner, so I’d have to leave earlier than five, she had erupted in laughter, as had anyone else in earshot. I was like, “Fine! Okay! Yeah, I said that. I’m out and I’m proud! I LOVE BRITNEY SPEARS!”
So whatever. I’m still a pre-teen as far as my musical tastes are concerned. So is 23-year-old Ashley Tisdale, who today released a longer clip of her new track, “It’s Alright, It’s Okay” on MySpace. You can listen to it here. It sounds like … something straight off the High School Musical soundtrack. I thought she was supposed to be past that phase in her career. But you know what? I kind of love it. I won’t apologize! I loooooove cheesy tween-pop! It makes me so happy!
For real, though, Ash, your music has to grow up, because eventually your fans are going to.
April 7, 2009 at 10:19 pm by Evil Beet
Perez Hilton held his 31st birthday party yesterday at the Viper Room nightclub in West Hollywood. For someone who talks a lot of trash about celebrities, making juvenile comments about their love lives and appearances, a lot of them showed up at his party. This means that I can still hold out hope that Clive Owen will turn up at my 31st birthday party, no matter how big of a bitch I am on this blog.
Paris Hilton & boyfriend Doug Reinhardt, Amanda Bynes, Steve-O, and a very different looking Ashley Tisdale (holding hands with a lady friend) were in attendance, amongst others. The Jonas Brothers “rushed over” from the Kid’s Choice awards to sing Happy Birthday, and Christina Aguilera did her best Marilyn Monroe impression of a breathy “Happy Birthday Mr. Perez-ident.”
“I’m not thrilled with the number 31,” Hilton, whose real name is Mario Lavandeira, said on the pink carpet in front of the Viper Room nightclub. “But I am super excited that, right now, I’m happier in my life than I ever have been before.”
Hilton bragged that the first gift he received was from “High School Musical” heartthrob Zac Efron.
“He sent me a bottle of champagne to my hotel room, which made me squeal like a little school girl,” he gushed.
Party attendee Paris Hilton seems to have contracted Victoria Beckham’s “Every Day I Look More and More Like a Robot” disease. Note the cut on boyfriend Reinhardt’s lip, a souvenir of Friday night’s scuffle with a bodyguard at Fontainebleau.