Let’s take a look at what celebs were wearing this week and dub a “winner” for BEST, WORST, and WTF.
This week, who will YOU slap with BEST, WORST, and WTF?
I’ve been in Vegas for the past five days and this is the news I come back to: Ashley Tisdale and boyfriend Christopher French are apparently engaged. Christopher is in some band called Annie Automatic (sounds too ~rock ‘n’ roll~ for me!) and Ashley was in High School Musical and that’s really all I can tell you about their background without Googling – and really I only know this much because it was cited in the original article.
ANYWAY, the pair only started dating in December 2012 after some mutual friends introduced them, but I guess it was love at first sight and Christopher proposed on Thursday night.
From Life & Style (you know you’re in trouble if that’s who’s breaking your engagement news):
Life & Style can exclusively reveal that Christopher French popped the big question to the High School Musical star last night in NYC — and the pair are now happily engaged.
“It happened on the 103rd floor at the top of the Empire State Building,” an insider confirms to Life & Style. “It was totally romantic and Ashley’s over the moon, of course!”
Congrats to the happy couple, and my condolences to Ashley’s #1 Twitter fan who will probably be very upset at the news :( Oh, and here is what Ashley tweeted after the proposal:
Best night of my life. We're on top of the world
— Ashley Tisdale (@ashleytisdale) August 9, 2013
Ashley Tisdale has well over 9 million followers on twitter (who knew?!) and one of them got a liiiiiiittle too invested. Ms. Tisdale’s Twitter profile says “My official twitter page!! Hoping my tweets inspire you :)” and one fan got too inspired and has, to date, sent her over 18,000 tweets, filled with creepy goodness.
Some examples from TMZ:
My body is yours & even as friends I f***in love how I make u feel like mom maybe we both got issues cuz nobody’s perfect.
I’ll never lose u baby even in 20 years til infinity you’ll always b my best friend
Let it all out on me u can have my heart put a lock on it throw away the key & my soul is yours to keep
The tweeter also apparently showed up at her house. Yikes.
Okay…Ashley Tisdale though? Why Ashley Tisdale? Is it the whole High School Musical thing? People are suspecting the tweeter is a man but I think it’s a chick who got it into her head that she and Ashley Tisdale are BFFs or like sisters.
You can see Ms. Tisdale in Scary Movie 5 along with Lohan and Sheen and it’s sure to be a wonderful use of both time and money.
Here’s a photo of the two friends at the Soho House in West Hollywood while celebrating a Coach-sponsored event, and they both look pretty hot (though, in my most humble of opinions, one is significantly hotter than the other).
Hey, guys, look: it’s Ashley Tisdale, and she’s not wearing any makeup. :X
See, it’s these kinds of photos make me so happy. Gleeful, even. And you know why? Not because of that “without all the makeup, celebrities are just like us BS” excuse, even though it’s true—but because if you have the right stylists and makeup artists and wardrobe specialists, we could all be f-cking Angelina Jolie and Halle Berry. I mean, have you seen those women without their faces on? Yeah, because for the most part, they look just like anyone else off the street, and so does Ashley. Honestly. If she walked down my street looking like this, I probably wouldn’t even bat an eye. I might even throw a few ones at her, because she sort of looks like my papergirl, and I’d WHIP them instead of being all thoughtful and nice and tucking them underneath the welcome mat like a nice lady would because she’s a real big bitch who pelts my paper at my front door like she’s trying to break it down.
Actually, I guess you kind of suck in your own special way, Ashley Tisdale, and now? Well, now I may never like you.