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Homeless woman takes Amanda Bynes and Halle Berry to court to sell her script

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This is a bit of a weird one, I have to admit, and I don’t really know where to start. A homeless woman in Los Angeles has filed an insane lawsuit against a bunch of Hollywood stars including Amanda Bynes, Halle Berry, Armie Hammer and the entire Disney corporation… just to get them all into a courtroom so they’ll listen to her idea for a script. WHAT?

Let’s let TMZ explain…

Jo Anne Vandegriff — who describes herself as homeless — freely admits the suit is a ploy to get everyone in a room so she can sell her 2,000-page original Civil War romance mini-series, “Heaven’s Angels.”

Vandegriff describes her script as “an extraordinary work in its length, complexity, and scope, though not yet a masterpiece work.”

Vandegriff is targeting Disney because she wants to open up the studio — which she claims produces lily-white content — to Black and Hispanic females.

She doesn’t apologize for using the legal system to make a buck, because, as she says in the lawsuit, “a mini-series of this nature only comes along once every twenty to thirty years.”

So why sue Halle?  Vandegriff wants her in the leading role.  As for Amanda … it would be a great comeback for her.  And Armie … he could finally be a leading man (and rid himself of the “Lone Ranger” stink — that’s our take).

And Vandegriff promises her script will help stimulate the economy … and promote “peace and harmony, health and happiness.”

Again, California’s legal system is a complete joke and we know it, but how is this even going to make it to court? How is this a real thing that isn’t just thrown out immediately for being absolutely ridiculous? WHAT IS HAPPENING IN LOS ANGELES?

Also, I feel particularly bad for Amanda here. She’s just getting her life together and then some asshole wants to pull her back into a load of bullshit. Ugh.

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Armie Hammer Almost Got Stabbed During Sex

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Well, here’s a fun little tidbit for your Friday afternoon: one of Armie Hammer‘s ex-girlfriends once tried to stab him during sex. Isn’t that special? Of course, he eventually broke up with her. EVENTUALLY. That’s right, he stayed with her for almost an entire year after that. Uh…

From Elle:

“One chick tried to stab me when we were having sex. I should so not be telling this story,” he says—then does so anyway. “She was like, ‘True love leaves scars. You don’t have any.’ And then she tried to stab me with a butcher knife. Of course I promptly broke up with her,” he says. “Seven months later.”

LOL uh, okay. I think some dudes really like crazy bitches. Keeps things exciting or whatever. But someone trying to stab you is a whole other level and the fact that he stayed with her makes me question his sanity. Lord almighty.

Anyhow, that’s all there really is to this story. Just let’s all sit and ponder this. Would you stay with someone who tried to stab you during sex? If your answer is anything other than “HELL NO!”, you might be heading for an Amanda Bynes style breakdown.