Well, here’s a fun little tidbit for your Friday afternoon: one of Armie Hammer‘s ex-girlfriends once tried to stab him during sex. Isn’t that special? Of course, he eventually broke up with her. EVENTUALLY. That’s right, he stayed with her for almost an entire year after that. Uh…
“One chick tried to stab me when we were having sex. I should so not be telling this story,” he says—then does so anyway. “She was like, ‘True love leaves scars. You don’t have any.’ And then she tried to stab me with a butcher knife. Of course I promptly broke up with her,” he says. “Seven months later.”
LOL uh, okay. I think some dudes really like crazy bitches. Keeps things exciting or whatever. But someone trying to stab you is a whole other level and the fact that he stayed with her makes me question his sanity. Lord almighty.
Anyhow, that’s all there really is to this story. Just let’s all sit and ponder this. Would you stay with someone who tried to stab you during sex? If your answer is anything other than “HELL NO!”, you might be heading for an Amanda Bynes style breakdown.