Once again, Ariana Grande is a major pain in the ass (and an outright asshole) to anyone who comes in contact with her. We all know it, we’ve all accepted it – well, all of us except Ariana herself, who claims to have been “heartbroken” by rumours of her diva bullshit that she… called Miley Cyrus for advice?
From MTV News:
Grande said: “I was upset and I contacted Miley. I said, ‘Miley, I’m so sad – what do I do? This isn’t true. My heart is broken, I feel so bad.’”She was like, ‘Girl, don’t even look at it. Just be happy that you’re blessed. You have family and friends love you, you have fans that love you who know what’s true and what’s not.’
‘It will blow over and tomorrow they’ll be talking about something else.’
“She lives for love and that’s something I do too. She has a beautiful spirit and she made me feel so much better.”
First of all, Miley looks so faded in the picture above that I doubt she even knew who she was talking to. She probably thought it was the pizza delivery place or something. Second of all, Miley has never been called a diva. She’s been called a lot of shit, but diva has never been uttered from anyone’s mouth with her name in the same sentence.
Also, Ariana is full of shit. You wanna know what you do when you’re so sad about something? You STOP DOING IT and then people will think nice things about you. Bye, girl.
It’s sort of a sad state of affairs when you have to have others tell the press that you’re totally not at diva, isn’t it? Ariana Grande has already tried defending herself, but actions speak louder than words and everyone knows she’s a total nightmare, so now her ‘Bang Bang’ duet partner Jessie J has come to her rescue, promising that Ariana is totally misunderstood and she’s really a lovely person. LOL.
“I always say, judge a person when you meet them,” Jessie told Us when asked about the rumors. “I’ve met Ariana, and there’s a very thin line between ‘diva’ and ‘survival.’ And a lot of people can’t [differentiate that] — and I’ve had that,” she said. “I’ve had the diva stuff. And it’s when people can’t cope with how passionate you are, and how much you care,” the “Price Tag” singer explained.
“She’s super talented, she’s very young, and she’s very sure of what she wants,” Jessie J added of Grande. “I think she’s wonderful. She’s great.”
That’s rich, coming from Jessie J, who is also so far up her own ass she can’t see the light of day (and that’s coming from someone who has liked/followed her career from the very beginning). Sorry, but no one is ever going to buy the fact that Ariana Grande isn’t a diva (or that Jessie J isn’t, for that matter).
Ariana Grande is so full of shit, she could fertilize a ten acre farm. Anyone who interviews her not only can’t photograph her from anything but her left side, but there’s also a list of topics she won’t talk about, like her grandfather’s recent death and all those Mariah Carey comparisons. But hey, just because she throws diva tantrums and won’t let you talk about how she’s compared to Mariah doesn’t mean she doesn’t just totally love those comparisons!!!!
From US Weekly:
“Mariah has been a huge influence on me since I was a little girl,” the new Wat-Aah! water bottle spokeswoman exclusively tells Us Weekly. “I’ve even done a cover of one of her songs. I don’t think there are any negatives to being compared to one of the greatest vocalists of all time. It’s honestly a great honor.”
Nope, sorry, not buying it. Obviously you wouldn’t want the comparison to take over your career or what you’re trying to do now, but you wouldn’t outlaw it as an interview question if you were so down-to-earth and loving it. You would confront the question and say that you’re honoured, but you also want to follow your own artistic path and hope that you can grow beyond that.
Let’s all just be real with each other for five seconds – Ariana Grande is no Mariah Carey and never will be. Yeah, she can sing, but she wastes it on shitty collaborations and can’t stand on her own. Seriously, the solo songs on her album are a total disaster. Mariah was solo 100% and killed it every single time. In fact, her rare duets were some of the worst songs she did (not you, ‘One Sweet Day’ – never you), so she can just sit down now.
Chris Pratt is hosting the season premiere of Saturday Night Live this weekend, and the musical guest is none other than America’s (least) favourite diva, Ariana Grande. NBC put out promos for the episode yesterday, and needless to say, they are… uncomfortable at best. Ariana has the personality of paint on a wall, and you KNOW homegirl was fuming that SNL dared to film the right side of her face.
I love that even in the still, she’s got her face sorta turned to the left so the camera catches more of that angle. I wish I knew why she was so nuts and what the deal is with the other side of her face. It’s not like she’s got some droopy eye or some shit, so I’m guessing this is pure Hollywood special snowflake insanity.
Chris Pratt will probably be funny, though!
Ariana Grande is only on her second album, and people are just waiting for homegirl to blow up and go away forever. She’s earned a reputation as a major bitch, and not in a good way, and everyone is getting bored already. Add to that the fact that she only lets people take pictures of the left side of her face and that she can’t seem to make a hit song without it being a collab, and you’ve got a recipe for “GO AWAY!” in most people’s books. Bye, girl.
Her latest foray into the terrible comes courtesy of the New York Daily News, so it’s probably bullshit, but it’s juicy bullshit (ew, lol) and I love it, so that’s why we’re publishing it:
Confidenti@l has learned that while visiting a Manhattan radio station this summer, the 21-year-old “Better Left Unsaid” singer should’ve left her thoughts unsaid.
“She did autographs and pics and was all smiles until she got into the elevator,” a stunned industry insider tells us. “And as soon as the doors shut she said, ‘I hope they all f—king die.’ ”
LOL, what? I hope this is shit is true. Ariana Grande can take her toddler-looking ass back to Boca Raton and fade into obscurity, for all I care. I mean, don’t get me wrong – I was singing ‘Break Free’ at the top of my lungs in the car this morning, but I am not here for attitude, especially not from some child who ain’t even THAT good. Definitely not the second coming of Mariah, and whoever thinks otherwise needs to repent at the altar of Carey.
Side note: Ariana’s life coach, Isaac Calpito, quit because he was done with her shit, too… at least according to Page Six:
We’re told that the 21-year-old rising pop star’s life coach, who was in charge of keeping her centered and healthy, walked off the job months ago because he just couldn’t handle her attitude.
“He just couldn’t take it anymore,” says the insider. “Everything people are saying about her is true.”
YAAAAS. Walk it off. Apparently Calpito, a Kabbalist, got Ariana to convert… inbetween being her choreographer, as well. It’s all very bizarre, and some random suggested that he was fired because he tried to force Ariana not to eat or something? I don’t know, but her career is already so disastrous, it’s amazing.
Ariana Grande is pretty much an absolute nightmare to deal with, if you believe the ENDLESS reports about her diva-like behaviour. From industry professionals to her fellow artists, she’s been written off as rude, ungrateful, bitchy, full of herself and a million other adjectives and frankly, I can sorta believe it. However, Ariana thinks it’s all hilarious and swears she’s just a normal, hardworking girl who’s got the short end of the stick.
Well, that… solves that? Except not. You attempting to absolve yourself on Twitter by pandering to your fans and attempting to win them over by declarations of your love for them doesn’t erase repeated incidences of acting like an asshole. People don’t just say you’re an asshole for no reason. Maybe one person might, but everywhere you go? Girl, no. Get some humility, because you’ll soon be over.
I guess those Mariah Carey comparisons went to her head a bit.
Ariana Grande may be cornier than Gary Busey’s big toe, but she thinks she’s hot shit and basically a sexual powerhouse. You see, she may have started as a Nickelodeon star, but she’s actually far different from her kiddy character and is actually super mature and sultry or something.
From Marie Claire:
On early ambitions: “I was 14 years old and ready to make an R&B album. I was like, ‘Where is that Mary J. Blige collab? Where is that Natasha Bedingfield writing session? Where is my session with India.Arie? I’m ready. Let’s go.’ I wrote this song called ‘Higher,’ and the lyrics were too sexual, too mature. And my mom was like, ‘This is a great song, but damn, you’re too young for this.’”
On hiding behind her Nickelodeon character: “People liked her and they accepted her and they thought that I was like her. So I used to pretend to be a little more like her than I actually was.”
On her first single, “Put Your Hearts Up,” tanking: “I was like, ‘Guys, there has to be a really distinct difference between me and my character.’ And we did that with ‘The Way.’ I dyed my hair back to brown. I made out with a rapper in the video. I made the point I wanted to make. And I was excited to do so after so many years of pretending to be somebody else in front of a lot of people.”
Oh God, this girl. I love that making out with rappers is supposed to be proof that Ariana Grande is edgy and a total bad girl. Also, sorry, I’m not buying the R&B bullshit, either. You may have loved What’s the 411?, but who didn’t? That shit does not make you legit. Oh, and one more thing: was your mother not concerned that her teenage daughter was writing sexually explicit music? Or is she a “cool mom” a la Amy Poehler in Mean Girls?
In case you’re not yet sick of Ariana’s left side, here’s another photo from the shoot (SERIOUSLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE RIGHT SIDE OF HER FACE????):