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Chris Pratt and Ariana Grande ‘SNL’ promos are here!

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Chris Pratt is hosting the season premiere of Saturday Night Live this weekend, and the musical guest is none other than America’s (least) favourite diva, Ariana Grande. NBC put out promos for the episode yesterday, and needless to say, they are… uncomfortable at best. Ariana has the personality of paint on a wall, and you KNOW homegirl was fuming that SNL dared to film the right side of her face.

I love that even in the still, she’s got her face sorta turned to the left so the camera catches more of that angle. I wish I knew why she was so nuts and what the deal is with the other side of her face. It’s not like she’s got some droopy eye or some shit, so I’m guessing this is pure Hollywood special snowflake insanity.

Chris Pratt will probably be funny, though!

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Ariana Grande wishes her fans would “all f*cking die”

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Please, enjoy this rare glimpse at the other side of Ariana Grande’s face

Ariana Grande is only on her second album, and people are just waiting for homegirl to blow up and go away forever. She’s earned a reputation as a major bitch, and not in a good way, and everyone is getting bored already. Add to that the fact that she only lets people take pictures of the left side of her face and that she can’t seem to make a hit song without it being a collab, and you’ve got a recipe for “GO AWAY!” in most people’s books. Bye, girl.

Her latest foray into the terrible comes courtesy of the New York Daily News, so it’s probably bullshit, but it’s juicy bullshit (ew, lol) and I love it, so that’s why we’re publishing it:

Confidenti@l has learned that while visiting a Manhattan radio station this summer, the 21-year-old “Better Left Unsaid” singer should’ve left her thoughts unsaid.

“She did autographs and pics and was all smiles until she got into the elevator,” a stunned industry insider tells us. “And as soon as the doors shut she said, ‘I hope they all f—king die.’ ”

LOL, what? I hope this is shit is true. Ariana Grande can take her toddler-looking ass back to Boca Raton and fade into obscurity, for all I care. I mean, don’t get me wrong – I was singing ‘Break Free’ at the top of my lungs in the car this morning, but I am not here for attitude, especially not from some child who ain’t even THAT good. Definitely not the second coming of Mariah, and whoever thinks otherwise needs to repent at the altar of Carey.

Side note: Ariana’s life coach, Isaac Calpito, quit because he was done with her shit, too… at least according to Page Six:

We’re told that the 21-year-old rising pop star’s life coach, who was in charge of keeping her centered and healthy, walked off the job months ago because he just couldn’t handle her attitude.

“He just couldn’t take it anymore,” says the insider. “Everything people are saying about her is true.”

YAAAAS. Walk it off. Apparently Calpito, a Kabbalist, got Ariana to convert… inbetween being her choreographer, as well. It’s all very bizarre, and some random suggested that he was fired because he tried to force Ariana not to eat or something? I don’t know, but her career is already so disastrous, it’s amazing.

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Ariana Grande insists she’s not a diva

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Ariana Grande is pretty much an absolute nightmare to deal with, if you believe the ENDLESS reports about her diva-like behaviour. From industry professionals to her fellow artists, she’s been written off as rude, ungrateful, bitchy, full of herself and a million other adjectives and frankly, I can sorta believe it. However, Ariana thinks it’s all hilarious and swears she’s just a normal, hardworking girl who’s got the short end of the stick.

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Well, that… solves that? Except not. You attempting to absolve yourself on Twitter by pandering to your fans and attempting to win them over by declarations of your love for them doesn’t erase repeated incidences of acting like an asshole. People don’t just say you’re an asshole for no reason. Maybe one person might, but everywhere you go? Girl, no. Get some humility, because you’ll soon be over.

I guess those Mariah Carey comparisons went to her head a bit.

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