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Anne Hathaway Went Away Because You Wanted Her To

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The last we heard of Anne Hathaway, she was being rescued from rip tides while away on vacation (which apparently didn’t really happen, despite the pics kinda proving it did?). There’s been a long absence of Hathaway from our lives following her Oscar win last year, and while many have questioned where she’s been, there’s actually a simple answer: she went away because you all hate her, ya big meanies!

From an interview with The Huffington Post:

You were very much part of our lives in 2012, but we didn’t see you much in 2013. I think people miss you.

Hathaway: My impression is that people needed a break from me [laughs].

Oh dear, the laugh!

Listen, Anne Hathaway is annoying and everyone knows it. She was obnoxious when she won her Oscar (though she pretty much deserved it) and she was obnoxious for the entirety of 2012, but she’s a pretty solid actress, you have to admit. Well, sometimes.

I dunno, I feel kinda bad for her in a sense, because it has to suck knowing that so many people don’t like you. Then again, she could just, yknow, change her behaviour if she wants to change people’s opinions. Also, she’s a millionaire and I’m sure she has more important things to worry about than the opinion of a bunch of strangers. Nice try, Anne! At least she’s still rocking that pixie cut… I really like it!

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Anne Hathaway Nearly Drowned to Death

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Anne Hathaway has been cooling her heels, lately – probably writing another Oscar speech for a future win she’s Secret-ing as we speak – and spent some time vacationing in Hawaii lately. However, not all is fine and dandy in Anne’s world, as she nearly drowned in Oahu recently when she got caught in a riptide and had to be rescued by a surfer.

From Radar Online:

Anne Hathaway had a super scary moment in Hawaii, as the Les Miserables beauty encountered serious danger when she was caught in a fierce rip current while swimming on the beach, but thankfully escaped from peril with a mere foot wound.

Onlookers said the 31-year-old divabegan screaming for assistance when the waters turned fierce, at which point a nearby surfer ran to save her.

Anne’s husband, Adam Shulman, was present for the heart-stopping moment and rushed to grab a first-aid kit when his wife was pulled out of the water sporting a scraped-up foot.

The Devil Wears Prada starlet, after averting disaster, seemed to be in better spirits while she recovered on the shore with her hubby, who nursed the hurt foot.

Well, that settles that. I don’t often swim in the ocean, so I can’t say how dangerous riptides are, but that seems nuts that she nearly drowned. How far out was she? For those of you who live in areas like this, is it relatively easy to get into trouble and nearly drown?

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Anne Hathaway Isn’t Pregnant, Everyone!

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Anne Hathaway hasn’t really been in the spotlight lately – not that anyone misses her – but in an effort to drum up some press again (does she have a movie coming out or something?), someone started some rumour that she’s pregnant. That someone was her own brother, but apparently it’s not true anyway.

From E! News:

Anne Hathaway is not pregnant, a rep for the actress tells E! News. The rumor stems from the Nov. 18 issue of Star magazine, which claims the Academy Award winner’s brother, Tom, let the news slip while he was performing at a comedy show in Brooklyn.

If the baby rumors were true—and they’re not—it would be the first child for Hathaway and her husband Adam Shulman, who tied the knot in September 2012.

Well, that’s news we’re all better off knowing about, eh? I mean, after all, the last we’d heard from her, she was busy being a bitch on a flight from LA to NYC. It’s good to see that she’s still alive and kicking, I guess.

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What Was The Biggest Event Of The Summer? VOTE!

MET GALA 2013 Though summer’s technically not over, I think it’s time to take a look back at everything that happened these summer months. There was a LOT. What do you think was the most shocking? The most WTF? The best fashion moment? Let’s vote!
 

Which birth was the bigger deal?
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Biggest WTF?
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Best Celeb Fight?
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Lady Gaga is back. Are you excited?
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Which Actress Was A Huge Bitch On A Flight To NYC?

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Blind Gossip has a fun one about an actress who was a total bitch on a recent flight to JFK. I think I’ve narrowed it down. First the blind, then my guesses:

This very famous 30-ish actress flew into JFK a month or so ago on a commercial airline. It was not a pleasant trip for those around her.

Prior to the flight, she sat in the boarding area far away from everyone, with her head down so that no one could look at her.

When the gate agent and the flight attendants said “Good morning!” and “Welcome aboard!” on her way into the aircraft, she simply glared at them and turned her head away. She sat in Row 1, Seat 1A with a female companion (who may have been her assistant) beside her.

The First Class flight attendants started service. When the FA asked the award nominated/winning actress if she wanted something to drink, the actress ignored her and just stared out the window. The FA assumed that the celeb could not hear her, so she asked again, “Would you care for something to drink?”

The actress whipped her head around, glared at the FA, looked her up and down with disgust, and then turned her head away again. Her assistant addressed the FA. “That means ‘No’.”

The only time the actress spoke during the entire flight was to her assistant… and it was to make fun of the way way that other people on the plane looked! An FA reports that, “She looked very unhealthy herself, so it was especially odd to hear her criticize other people so loudly. [The actress'] face was completely broken out with acne, and she was so thin that they could see her ribs in her back through her shirt.”

Upon deplaning, she did not get off with the rest of the passengers, but instead sat with her head covered until everyone was gone, and then deplaned with her companion carrying all of her bags.

Despite the actress’ rude and unprofessional behavior, the FAs and the other passengers kept their cool throughout the flight… but they do hope that she will choose to fly privately from now on.

Okay, so, I looked at all photos I could find of actresses at airports from last month and the month before. There aren’t many photos of celebs at JFK, but there are lots of paparazzi photos of celebs at LAX, naturally. I have to assume that they left from LAX.

Now the classic guess is Cameron Diaz because she’s known for having bad skin (poor dear). But Diaz has been 40 for almost a year now. Not exactly “30″-ish. This totally sounds like it could be Gwyneth but again, she’s not 30-ish, plus I’m sure Gwyneth can get her own plane. Also “30″-ish leads me to believe the actress is either in her very late 20′s or very early 30′s or maybe isn’t going to be 30 for that much longer.

This sounds like it could also fit Reese Witherspoon but even though she’s been flying a lot lately, she’s been with her husband or kids every time. Also she’s 37. Of course, anyone could fly to JFK with one person and leave with others, but to make this easier, I’m going to have to only focus on those without their husband/kids.

Here’s my guess:

Anne Hathaway

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She was in NYC in June filming a movie. She was photographed at LAX in April. Because she’s been filming a movie, she’s gotten pretty skinny. She is 30. She is an academy award winner. She is known for not being very nice. Maybe she was having a bad skin day.

My other guesses were Eva Longoria and Kristen Wiig but I wouldn’t consider them “very famous” and they’re both closer to 40.

Who are your guesses?

Joshua Jackson Photobombs Anne Hathaway

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Well, it’s quittin’ time for me today – I’m ready to eat some pizza and go to bed at 8pm. That probably won’t happen, but a girl can dream. In any case, I leave you with a special present from the Met Costume Institute Gala on Sunday – which you already know was a hot mess. Joshua Jackson photobombed Anne Hathaway (most likely accidentally) and it’s pretty funny, though she probably wasn’t amused. You don’t steal an Oscar-winning actress’s spotlight, PACEY. Will you never learn?

Until tomorrow…

Stars Go Punk At The Met Gala: See The Best And Worst

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Anne Hathaway actually blew me away with her punk transformation for the Costume Institute Gala for the “PUNK: Chaos to Couture” exhibition at the Metropolitan Museum (or Met Gala for short). Doesn’t she look great as a blonde? Every year celebs dress to the hilt for the event for whatever the theme is. This year, it’s punk. So keep that in mind when looking at these photos — these looks are supposed to be crazy and over the top.

BEST: Anne Hathaway, January Jones, Sienna Miller

WORST: Almost everyone else, but especially Kerry Washington, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Kim Kardashian and honestly there were so many more I couldn’t even deal with.

PLEASANTLY SURPRISED BY: Miley Cyrus and Anne Hathaway

Check it out!

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