Hey girl! Long time no see! It’s good to see you out of that damned Catwoman costume, and in some real clothes, but this? This is what you’re choosing to siege our eyes with? Come on now. You could do so much better. That little one-piece bathing suit? LOVE. The couture dresses and the poofy hair? You rock it. This 5-7-9 dress, though, eh. Stick it back in Blossom‘s closet, wherever she may be, OK?
October 25, 2011 at 5:30 pm by Sarah
(I’d have that face, too, girl, if I had to talk to Chelsea Handler for more than thirty seconds. I feel your pain.)
CHELSEA HANDLER: Where are you?
ANNE HATHAWAY: I’m in Italy.
HANDLER: I just came from Venice. I just got back to L.A. yesterday.
HATHAWAY: Really? I’m in Positano.
HANDLER: Oh, you’re so lucky. Are you on vacation?
HATHAWAY: I am. I managed to steal a few days.
HANDLER: With your lover?
HATHAWAY: With my man, yes. This is one of my favorite places in the world.
HANDLER: Isn’t Positano ridiculous?
HATHAWAY: It’s ridiculous. It kind of reminds me of Southern California, but without strip malls and a bit more charm.
HANDLER: You can get a good strip mall put in there if it means that much to you.
HATHAWAY: I’m fighting for it actually. I’m petitioning. I’m like, “Here’s how you get Hollywood in Positano: You need a nail salon and a yogurt place . . . ”
HANDLER: Speaking of which, let’s talk about Jersey. I want to know your thoughts on being from New Jersey, and Jersey Shore, and how you think that show has helped our reputation as Jersey girls.
HATHAWAY: I think that Jersey Shore is awesome. I’ve gone to Cape May every summer of my life.
HANDLER: I’m talking about the show, Anne.
September 23, 2011 at 5:30 pm by Sarah
See that up there? That’s video of production of the Dark Knight Rises. Cool, huh? I know there’s a lot of you guys out there who are positively nuts about this movie, so I tried to get everything together all in one little neat package for you to check out today. But what I really want to talk about is Christian Bale in the role of Batman. Appropriate? If not, who should be playing this new, updated Batman? Personally, I’m not a big Christian Bale fan. As far as I’m concerned, he’s the same in every role. My husband thinks Bale is the best Batman yet, but I don’t know, guys. I just don’t think so. These are some trying times, and I think it’s imperative that we make GOOD decisions in everything we do, you know?
So we’ve already kind of talked about the interesting choice of Anne Hathaway as Selina Kyle/Catwoman, so now have your say – who’s your favorite Batman?
September 12, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah
Tod’s is a leather company based out of Italy, in case you were wondering, or thought maybe it had something to do with red vehicles, homelessness, or maybe even a research foundation for people who are missing half an arm, because as you can see in this top photo here, poor Anne‘s arm has somehow been Photoshopped away.
And here some of you were thinking that little Anne didn’t have a leg to stand on (you were wrong; it’s her arm).
September 7, 2011 at 4:30 am by Sarah
And what a fierce fighting face she makes, eh folks?
Lots of people are all excited about the newest Batman movie, The Dark Knight Rises, but to me it’s just another remake of another remake of another remake. I like Anne Hathaway – she’s grown on me (much like a fungus) over the past few weeks, but I’m not all that impressed with her Catwoman role. I think it’s going to be much like Halle Berry‘s take on Catwoman: forgettable. Sorry, Anne.
But let’s give the girl an A for effort and an A+++ for those faces, huh?
September 6, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah
Hathaway, on playing a girl from Leeds:
One of the things I was struck by was that so often when people leave Yorkshire they don’t hang on to the accent, the accent evens out and starts to mimic some new sounds from where they’re from, so you can have 10 people from Yorkshire and they have 10 completely utterly different accents. But I worked with a dialect coach and just kind of tried my best.
Earlier this week, the Guardian gleefully reported that Anne Hathaway ‘perfected’ her accent by watching episodes of British soap Emmerdale. Now, I have no ear for accents at all—she sounds OK to your dense American ear, too, right?—but I guess she’s supposed to sound a little more like Scary Spice.
Now some folks across the pond are going apeballs thanks to an offhanded remark Hathaway made at the European One Day premiere on August 23. Hathaway’s crime? She wouldn’t be opposed to playing Kate Middleton in a bio-pic. Don’t you dare, Anne!
But most importantly, what Anne Hathaway was wearing on August 23, bleeeuuurrghhh! And the way she matched her lipstick and nail polish! Bleeeuuuurggghhh! Horf! (Cute shoes, though.)