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Here’s What Anne Hathaway Thinks of Your Apathy

First look! Anne Hathaway as Selina Kyle in 'Dark Knight Rises'

Regarding the unveiling of the Catwoman costume: I was unmoved by it. If there is something two rungs beneath “apathy,” that is exactly what I felt. And others felt the same way, in that they felt nothing.

But Anne Hathaway has strong words for her costume’s critics:

Anne: “…I happen to know that MTV’s reaction [to the Catwoman costume] was ‘Meh.’”

Interviewer: “Was it ‘Meh’?”

Anne: [coyly] “MTV’s reaction was ‘Meh.’”

Interviewer: “That’s why I’m here! I’m here to broker the peace.”

Anne: “So what I am happy to say is, if you didn’t like the photo—I’m gonna start with the negative—you only see about a tenth of what that suit can do. And if you did like the photo, you have excellent taste.”

I am yet unconvinced about that Catwoman suit, but Anne Hathaway is way more charming than I ever realized.

Blind Item: Which Actress’ New Boyfriend Worships The Devil?

I’m getting more comfortable with this blind item business. I feel pretty confident that I got that last one right, and if I didn’t get this one here right, then at least I know it’s not for lack of trying. Are you ready? Ok, here it is:

This girl-next-door actress better hold on tight to her rosary beads because her new beau’s buddies are into sex rituals, witchcraft and devil worship! The star has been trying to kick her goody-two-shoes image for years, but she has no idea about this guy’s dark side.

Anne Hathaway, right? She’s one of the first people that comes to mind with the “girl-next-door” and “goody-two-shoes” descriptors, and she’s definitely been trying to shed that image. Plus I’m pretty confident that the rosary beads bit is a clue, and Anne is/was Catholic, and I know that because I spent a good half hour researching Catholic celebrities, and when I saw her name I remembered that time that she broke up with the Church after her brother came out. Also, her boyfriend could totally be into sex rituals and witchcraft, maybe that’s what happened to her nipples.

Any other guesses?

Anne Hathaway Still Has That Boyfriend and Her Dignity, Too

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You know who’s got some serious old-Hollywood class? Anne Hathaway. Seriously. She keeps her private life private, her love life under wraps for the most part, and her lovely ladybits covered up.

Here, she’s photographed with her boyfriend (who I actually forgot existed, this girl is so good) Adam Shulman, yachting it up on a, well, yacht.

Love the suit, Anne, love the tenderness of the kiss, and love the fact that though you’re a wicked talented actress, your business is your business. You’re a class act, girl.

Anne Hathaway Is Not Afraid to Pistol Whip A Dude

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No, not in real life. In real life, Anne Hathaway is far too cute to pistol whip anyone.  But at work, anything goes, and that’s exactly what a stuntman for The Dark Knight Rises learned the hard way:

Anne Hathaway injured a stuntman on the set of new Batman movie ‘The Dark Knight Rises’.  The 28-year-old actress – who stars as Selina Kyle/Catwoman in the Christopher Nolan-directed film – got a “bit carried away” while staging an on-set fight and hurt a man with the butt of a gun.  A source said: “Anne got a bit carried away during a fight scene and mistakenly shoved the butt of a gun right into the actor’s eye socket.  He came away with a massive black eye.  Anne was mortified.”

As an apology, Anne sent the guy a silver pen that was engraved with the immortal words, “Remember no one packs a punch like Anne.”

I hope someone was able to record this. I’m not one for violence, but to see little Annie lose her shit and clock someone with the butt of a gun?  That would just be priceless, am I right?

Love It or Leave It

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So here’s Anne Hathaway rocking some seriously nerdy glasses. But what I want to is when nerdy became the new cool and when cool became last year’s it-thing. Because I seriously had these exact same glasses in sixth grade I think, and even though I thought they were cutting-edge, funky, and cool, a lot of kids didn’t share the same sentiment. The glasses were known as ‘nerdy’ and ‘geeky.’ Needless to say, I rocked those glasses hard, and didn’t give a damn about the fact that some of my peers thought my fashion sense was a little whack (it always was, and it still is to this day).

Do you like the specs, or is Anne still trying too hard?

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How Do We Feel About Anne Hathaway in a Bikini?

I’ve always had mixed feelings about Anne Hathaway. Like, if she up and decided to stop doing movies altogether, I might not even notice. That’s not to say that she’s a bad actress – it’s just that I don’t think Anne Hathaway even really knows who Anne Hathaway is. The most I know about Anne Hathaway is that she’s pretty good-looking, she dated some fucking weirdo embezzler loser and had a pretty public breakup, and interviews with a put-on old Hollywood bravado that just sort of makes me furrow my brow (and that? I actually hate – shit’s going to give me some mad wrinkles down the road).

So Anne, though your acting is just alright in my opinion, and your looks aren’t bad, I guess my general feeling about you is confusion, and I don’t like the way that makes my face look.