Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Ali Lohan

Your Daily Lohan

La Lohan — sporting a tiny little top and a weird-ass glove — arrived at LAX with sis Ali today. Oh, Lindsay. You’re so cool.

Hello, Drunkface

Wanna know how you can be sure Lindsay Lohan’s wasted? I’ll pause here while you all respond “She’s breathing?” No, no, you can tell Lindsay Lohan’s...

Your Daily Lohan

Some stellar shots of Lindsay, sis Aliana and their friends relaxing in the Hawaiian sun this weekend. How high do you think Lindsay was when she did that spray-on tan? It’s...

Lindsay’s Seeing Red

Just on her head, though. And her pubes, but that’s not what this story is about. As women, when we split up with our significant other, our initial thought is to change our hair. I...

Your Daily Lohan!

She’s alive!!! After falling off the radar for OVER A WEEK, Lindsay Lohan and some weird-ass gloves resurfaced this weekend in New York, along with her mom and sister, Ali. Dude...

Did Ali Lohan Get a Boob Job?

So, uh, Us Magazine has the side-by-side comparison, and an entire discussion of whether or not 14-year-old Ali had some work done in the chest area. Jesus Lord, are there actually plastic...

Is This Some Kind of Joke?

This is apparently the video for Ali Lohan’s new single, “All the Way Around.” Uhhh … it’s just clips from Living Lohan. Like, clips that are in no way...

Ali Lohan Says Lindsay Digs Her Single

If anyone on the planet is truly a purveyor of quality music, it’s Lindsay Lohan, so we can all take a deep breath and relax, knowing that she approves of Ali Lohan’s first...

Ali Lohan? Or Ashlee Simpson?

Lindsay’s kid sis is starting to look quite a bit like the younger Simpson gal, IMHO. And now everyone’s reporting she’s had plastic surgery at the ripe old age of 14. I...