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Adrian Grenier

Adrian Grenier’s Senior Class Photo!

Hot hot Adrian Grenier's Olan Mills thing

Here’s Lady Lovely Locks, AKA teenaged Adrian Grenier, in what must be the most magical 1990s senior photo ever composed. He stares doe-eyed into the camera’s flash, looking directly into the glowing vortex of his bright future. I especially love the way Grenier’s flowing locks—which accentuate his natural widow’s peak so beautifully—kind of create an aesthetic dissonance with the bow tie. (The only thing that can explain Grenier’s hair: he immediately went on to college to study molecular biology.)

Grenier is a good sport; he uploaded the picture to his Facebook in commemoration of the final season of “Entourage.”

I can’t believe we’re finally adults now! Have a great summer, Adrian!! XOXOXO!!!

Adrian Grenier is Doing 90210 Now?

Fuckin’ celebrities. It’s as if being famous for being decent at one thing is never enough for them.

Adrian Grenier (the dude who plays Vinny on Entourage and Melissa Joan Hart’s love interest in the greatest movie of the last century, Drive Me Crazy) and his band The Honey Brothers are set to appear on an upcoming episode of 90210. Acting wise, Adrian’s playing a possible love interest for AnnaLynne McCord, but seeing as he’s only slated to appear in one episode, I’m thinking that nothing’s going to materialize between the two.

Who still watches 90210? Has it been any good this season?

Too Bad He Couldn’t Cut the “Douche” Out of His Hair, Too.

File this one under “toolbox.”

Adrian Grenier was spotted out with his, uh,  “entourage” earlier this past week taking his unnecessary ego to the streets. According to the NY Daily News, Grenier and company entered nightclub Amnesia and immediately started hitting on some honeys in the most pathetic way of all:

“They put their arms around each of the women and suavely said: ‘Hey baby, this is what it’s like to be famous’ ” a partygoer tells us. “Then they laughed in the girls’ faces and walked off.”

Have no fear: the ladies in question laughed it off and chalked it up to obnoxiousness. It’s not like they knew who he was anyway.

Uh, gross.