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Adrian Grenier

Adrian Grenier’s Senior Class Photo!

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Here’s Lady Lovely Locks, AKA teenaged Adrian Grenier, in what must be the most magical 1990s senior photo ever composed. He stares doe-eyed into the camera’s flash, looking directly into the glowing vortex of his bright future. I especially love the way Grenier’s flowing locks—which accentuate his natural widow’s peak so beautifully—kind of create an aesthetic dissonance with the bow tie. (The only thing that can explain Grenier’s hair: he immediately went on to college to study molecular biology.)

Grenier is a good sport; he uploaded the picture to his Facebook in commemoration of the final season of “Entourage.”

I can’t believe we’re finally adults now! Have a great summer, Adrian!! XOXOXO!!!

Adrian Grenier is Doing 90210 Now?

Fuckin’ celebrities. It’s as if being famous for being decent at one thing is never enough for them.

Adrian Grenier (the dude who plays Vinny on Entourage and Melissa Joan Hart’s love interest in the greatest movie of the last century, Drive Me Crazy) and his band The Honey Brothers are set to appear on an upcoming episode of 90210. Acting wise, Adrian’s playing a possible love interest for AnnaLynne McCord, but seeing as he’s only slated to appear in one episode, I’m thinking that nothing’s going to materialize between the two.

Who still watches 90210? Has it been any good this season?

Too Bad He Couldn’t Cut the “Douche” Out of His Hair, Too.

File this one under “toolbox.”

Adrian Grenier was spotted out with his, uh,  “entourage” earlier this past week taking his unnecessary ego to the streets. According to the NY Daily News, Grenier and company entered nightclub Amnesia and immediately started hitting on some honeys in the most pathetic way of all:

“They put their arms around each of the women and suavely said: ‘Hey baby, this is what it’s like to be famous’ ” a partygoer tells us. “Then they laughed in the girls’ faces and walked off.”

Have no fear: the ladies in question laughed it off and chalked it up to obnoxiousness. It’s not like they knew who he was anyway.

Uh, gross.

Who’s the Bitch, Adrian?

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You guys did a great job of successfully identifying Joey Kern as Ginnifer Goodwin’s new hottie boyfriend, so now I’ve got another one for ya. My boyfriend Adrian Grenier was photographed out and about looking verrrry handsome, but the problem is that he was grabbing lunch with some stupid whore. Who is she????

NAME THAT STUPID WHORE!

Adrian Grenier’s Band Rocks Sydney

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I just can’t stop laughing at these photos of Adrian Grenier rocking out on the drums as his band, The Honey Brothers, plays a gig in Sydney, Australia.

He looks so into it!

Oh, Adrian, the next time you feel the need to bang something real hard, you have my number. I’ve left it in your agent’s voicemail at least 100 times.

Look Who’s Helping!

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Adrian Grenier spent the day in snowy NYC unloading City Harvest’s trucks to make sure families in need had food for the holidays.

What a winner!!!

Marry me, Adrian?

Isabel Lucas and Adrian Grenier Are DUNZO

I guess that explains this.

“It wasn’t working out,” says a source. “Adrian saw her with Shia and that was kind of it – the crash, their hanging out. He obviously didn’t appreciate it.”

Well, Adrian and Isabel were photographed together several times after the accident, so obviously he still wanted to get in her pants a few times before finishing it off completely.

But this means that Adrian is single and will soon be mine. Oh, yes.

Thanks Nonnie!