I don't mean just his boyfriend, but the whole entire affair. We need a Lifetime movie about Joe Simpson's childhood, about how he decided to stay in the closet and marry Tina Simpson, about the birth of his two beautiful daughters, and finally, and this part would be the focus, natch, the affair. How Joe met his boyfriend, how the relationship developed, and how Tina found out about it.
Here's that part, by the way. Here's how Tina found out about it:
Joe Simpson’s affair with an aspiring male ...
From Us Weekly:
As Us Weekly reported last week, Justin Timberlake serenaded bride Jessica Biel with an original new ballad at their Oct. 19 wedding in Puglia, Italy. Now, in a new interview with Britain's Hello! magazine, the 31-year-old crooner confirms that he sang for Biel, 30 -- as she walked down the aisle!
"I figured if there was something I was going to be able to offer, it would be to sing her down the aisle," Timberlake explains to the magazine. And his soulful sweet sounds moved t...
Ugh, of course she does. It's been five days since we heard about the painful, heartbreaking breakup of Taylor and her Kennedy, which is like, way too much downtime for Tay Tay, but, luckily for her, she already had a boy on standby.
The boy in that photo above is the boy in question. His name, in case you're not familiar, is Ed Sheeran. He has a duet with Taylor on her new album called "Everything Has Changed," and they are totes in love. Totes. Taylor called Ed her "favorite," which is kind of creepy coming from her, and Ed calle...
I know it's hard to remember, what with the constant fame whoring of her older daughters, but Kris Jenner is still the mother of two teenage girls. Kendall Jenner is 16, and little Kylie is 15. Earlier this year, Kris pulled them out of high school so they could get started on making some real money (that actually happened - they both model now, and they're "homeschooled"), and now, she's been reported for abuse.
From Radar:
The Los Angeles County of Department of Children and Family Services and cops made a welfare check to Bruce an...
From TMZ:
Nadya Suleman has checked herself into rehab for a prescription drug problem ... leaving her 14 kids without a mother for 30 straight days ... TMZ has learned.
A rep for Octomom tells us ... Nadya admitted herself into the Chapman House Drug Rehabilitation Center in Southern California over the weekend after acknowledging she's become dependent on Xanax ... an anti-anxiety drug ... which she began taking to "deal with stress."
Suleman's rep tells us, "Nadya wanted to get of...
I always think it's just so remarkable that Lindsay Lohan never, ever stops and thinks "the thing that I'm saying right now is completely ridiculous." I get that her brain is probably sprinkled with meth and floating in vodka these days, but it still just blows my mind that she says these stupid things, over and over, and everyone calls her out on it, and she still never considers the possibility that something is wrong with her think box.
But hey, how about that hurricane thing? Trust me, that awkward transition will make ...
I know, so does almost every American. Personally, if I see one more sign around town that says "Vote for Coal," I'm going to lose my mind, because I'm pretty sure that coal isn't even running this year. But we're all about those wacky celebrities over here, so why don't we check in on what they think about all these shenanigans?
First of all, did you know that good ol' Mitt has been using a motto from Friday Night Lights? I didn't, because why would I even watch that show ever, but it's t...
And I hate him so much. I have never before hated Justin Bieber as much as I do right at this moment in time.
Do you see that adorable little animal he's holding in that photo? That's Pac, a precious hamster with the misfortune of having the shittiest owner ever. Because as I'm sure many of you know, hamsters are not like dogs. Dogs are usually pretty chill, and if you want to take him for a ride, it's cool, and if you want to take him on tour with you and bring him on red carpets and ...
Do you see that hilarity going on up there? That's Deryck Whibley, lead singer of Sum 41 and Avril Lavigne's ex-husband, and his girlfriend, all dressed up for Halloween. They're dressed as Avril and Avril's soon-to-be husband, Chad Kroeger of Nickelback. And that's wonderful.
Really, it's maybe a little catty and weird for them to do this. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely love it, and it's definitely my favorite celebrity Halloween costume thus far, but for Avril, it's got to be a little awkwa...
We've been covering Taylor Swift pretty hard these past couple of weeks, I know. But it's not our fault. If Taylor would just stop talking, or at least stop saying such ridiculous things when she talks, and stop creating all this high school drama, then we would probably go easy for a while. But she's promoting a new album here, and pretty soon she'll be promoting a new tour. And she's got business to take care of.
Also, I couldn't keep this interview to myself. I just couldn't. It's too great.
On boys, naturally: "My girlfriends and I ...
Sure, why not? It's not like she's doing anything else right now besides Twitter and haircuts, so why not plan three weddings? Oh, because it's completely ridiculous? Solid point.
From Star via Celebitchy:
Miley Cyrus’ motto is “Go big, or go home!” The 19-year-old diva is planning not one but three weddings to Liam Hemsworth, Star has learned. The source says one will be at their home in Los Angeles, another in her native Tennessee and yet a third in Liam’s homeland of Australia next year. “Miley is planning to wear a different dress at ea...
I don't mean just his boyfriend, but the whole entire affair. We need a Lifetime movie about Joe Simpson's childhood, about how he decided to stay in the closet and marry Tina Simpson, about the birth of his two beautiful daughters, and finally, and this part would be the focus, natch, the affair. How Joe met his boyfriend, how the relationship developed, and how Tina found out about it.
Here's that part, by the way. Here's how Tina found out about it:
Joe Simpson’s affair with an aspiring male ...
From Us Weekly:
As Us Weekly reported last week, Justin Timberlake serenaded bride Jessica Biel with an original new ballad at their Oct. 19 wedding in Puglia, Italy. Now, in a new interview with Britain's Hello! magazine, the 31-year-old crooner confirms that he sang for Biel, 30 -- as she walked down the aisle!
"I figured if there was something I was going to be able to offer, it would be to sing her down the aisle," Timberlake explains to the magazine. And his soulful sweet sounds moved t...
Ugh, of course she does. It's been five days since we heard about the painful, heartbreaking breakup of Taylor and her Kennedy, which is like, way too much downtime for Tay Tay, but, luckily for her, she already had a boy on standby.
The boy in that photo above is the boy in question. His name, in case you're not familiar, is Ed Sheeran. He has a duet with Taylor on her new album called "Everything Has Changed," and they are totes in love. Totes. Taylor called Ed her "favorite," which is kind of creepy coming from her, and Ed calle...
I know it's hard to remember, what with the constant fame whoring of her older daughters, but Kris Jenner is still the mother of two teenage girls. Kendall Jenner is 16, and little Kylie is 15. Earlier this year, Kris pulled them out of high school so they could get started on making some real money (that actually happened - they both model now, and they're "homeschooled"), and now, she's been reported for abuse.
From Radar:
The Los Angeles County of Department of Children and Family Services and cops made a welfare check to Bruce an...
From TMZ:
Nadya Suleman has checked herself into rehab for a prescription drug problem ... leaving her 14 kids without a mother for 30 straight days ... TMZ has learned.
A rep for Octomom tells us ... Nadya admitted herself into the Chapman House Drug Rehabilitation Center in Southern California over the weekend after acknowledging she's become dependent on Xanax ... an anti-anxiety drug ... which she began taking to "deal with stress."
Suleman's rep tells us, "Nadya wanted to get of...
I always think it's just so remarkable that Lindsay Lohan never, ever stops and thinks "the thing that I'm saying right now is completely ridiculous." I get that her brain is probably sprinkled with meth and floating in vodka these days, but it still just blows my mind that she says these stupid things, over and over, and everyone calls her out on it, and she still never considers the possibility that something is wrong with her think box.
But hey, how about that hurricane thing? Trust me, that awkward transition will make ...
I know, so does almost every American. Personally, if I see one more sign around town that says "Vote for Coal," I'm going to lose my mind, because I'm pretty sure that coal isn't even running this year. But we're all about those wacky celebrities over here, so why don't we check in on what they think about all these shenanigans?
First of all, did you know that good ol' Mitt has been using a motto from Friday Night Lights? I didn't, because why would I even watch that show ever, but it's t...
And I hate him so much. I have never before hated Justin Bieber as much as I do right at this moment in time.
Do you see that adorable little animal he's holding in that photo? That's Pac, a precious hamster with the misfortune of having the shittiest owner ever. Because as I'm sure many of you know, hamsters are not like dogs. Dogs are usually pretty chill, and if you want to take him for a ride, it's cool, and if you want to take him on tour with you and bring him on red carpets and ...
Do you see that hilarity going on up there? That's Deryck Whibley, lead singer of Sum 41 and Avril Lavigne's ex-husband, and his girlfriend, all dressed up for Halloween. They're dressed as Avril and Avril's soon-to-be husband, Chad Kroeger of Nickelback. And that's wonderful.
Really, it's maybe a little catty and weird for them to do this. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely love it, and it's definitely my favorite celebrity Halloween costume thus far, but for Avril, it's got to be a little awkwa...
We've been covering Taylor Swift pretty hard these past couple of weeks, I know. But it's not our fault. If Taylor would just stop talking, or at least stop saying such ridiculous things when she talks, and stop creating all this high school drama, then we would probably go easy for a while. But she's promoting a new album here, and pretty soon she'll be promoting a new tour. And she's got business to take care of.
Also, I couldn't keep this interview to myself. I just couldn't. It's too great.
On boys, naturally: "My girlfriends and I ...
Sure, why not? It's not like she's doing anything else right now besides Twitter and haircuts, so why not plan three weddings? Oh, because it's completely ridiculous? Solid point.
From Star via Celebitchy:
Miley Cyrus’ motto is “Go big, or go home!” The 19-year-old diva is planning not one but three weddings to Liam Hemsworth, Star has learned. The source says one will be at their home in Los Angeles, another in her native Tennessee and yet a third in Liam’s homeland of Australia next year. “Miley is planning to wear a different dress at ea...