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If This is Miley’s Sexy Face, She’s Got a Lot of Practice Ahead of Her

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If it’s a day ending in ‘y,’ there’s another racy picture leak of another former Disney starlet. This week, for your pleasure, Miley Cyrus and her assistant.

As you can see in the above photo, the chick to Miley’s left thinks it’s a safe place to be hanging out that close to girlfriend’s chest with her tongue hanging out, but what she doesn’t realize is that those things explode frequently, much like the Howlers in Harry Potter. If you have no idea what I’m on about, you’re just not cool. Sorry. It’s a hard reality to face sometimes, but hey. Whoever said life was easy?

Really though, work on that face, Miley – your pictures might be more impressive and sexual (I mean, that is what you’re going for, right?) if you didn’t look like a confused, inbred monkey who suffered through a brief bout of bad orthodontia.

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  • it looks more like she’s going for a surprised/violated face to me. that doesn’t look like its trying to be sexy at all. miley knows better than that.

  • going for a sexy pout/eye thing and FAILING MISERABLY. You know she is loving all these leaks. This girl is seriously gross and the only thing I like is your commentary. Anyone else can act like a drunken slut better than her.

  • why is she doing this shes so pretty and she has alot of fans but what is she doing to her self shes smoking out of a bong naked pictures of her on websites little kids look up to her and look at what shes doing !

    • kayla you is so right cause if you got litte kids and other people that love and they go to google and write MILEY CRYUS IS ….. they are going to see things like shes pregeant and she gay and thats bad and the parents is going to look crazy .Well injoyed you

      • i agree with you Kayla .she is a hoe and i hope she is pregeant that will teach her a lesson having a baby and still smoking bong she deserve what ever she gets.

    • it is her life. little girls have older sisters who do the same stuff and some maybe worse. just bc she is famous doesnt mean your allowd to crucify her. its her life and she can do as she pleases. she didnt ask people to look up to her they will be fine.

    • obviously she is something considering your wasting your time to look at her pictures and write shit about her. she is a singer and actress. more than you might ever be

  • Dear miley if you see this i am here to tell you that you are a hoe , bong two face bitch that does not know what to do with yourslafe. your mom and dad should be so proud of you since they Have a crack head as a daughter.love you Bitch.

    Bitch,lesbain, hoe, crack head, slut, bong bitch, nude bitch, side boob bitch. bitch,bitch,bitch,hoe,hoe,hoe,lesbain,lesbain,lesbain,slut,slut,slut,hoe,hoe,hoe,bitch,bitch,bitch,bitch.

    • you should see a therapist. having so much hate for a person you don’t even know. must i repeat myself. how can you call someone a hoe/whore based on a picture. get educated before you speak. statements like this are what makes people committ suicide or do drugs. and who cares if she hit a bong. more than half the world does it. quit cryin about it.

    • your a fucking slut taylor and a stupid bitch
      miley is a great a girl shes not a kid anymore she needs to growup i bet that you kissed and haved sex with a boy taylour you disgusting bitch

  • she lookes like a slut and her cloths are wierd………………………….shes pretty but is a hore

    • she doesnt look like a slut. and how can you call someone a whore when you don’t know them . you obviously have never opened a dictionary to know what that word means.