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Love It Or Leave It: Brad Pitt’s Baby Face

Remember when Brad Pitt starred in Legends of the Fall? God, that was a great movie. Definitely one of my all-time favorites. He was so stinking hot, with his sun-kissed skin, his bleached-out hair, and his flashing blue eyes. I was totally, totally in love. I even had the movie posters in my bedroom, back when it was appropriate to still hang posters in my bedroom. I think if I hung huge photos in my bedroom these days, I might get some pretty strange looks, but I wouldn’t care. I’d have a life-sized cut out of Adrien Brody, like, stapled to my ceiling, and we’d have long, in-depth conversations every night.  You know, if I were eleven again.

Anyway. It’s apparent that Angelina has, indeed, sucked up the majority of Pitt’s lifeblood, because yes, while he looks much better without the pube farm he had growing on his face for awhile, he still doesn’t look amazing. And I’m not saying that because he’s gotten older — he just doesn’t look well. Still hot, still totally bankable, but there’s something different there, and I think I know what it is: look very, very closely underneath Brad’s exposed dimple … I think I see vampire fang scars. Lifeblood. Angelina. Succubus.

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  • you’re right. in a way he sortof looks like the middle aged robert redford but mostly he just looks..flabby or something. Like he should start playing villains in tween movies or sumthin.

  • Ledgends of the fall came out in 1994.. its 2010. One would imagine in 16 years someone would age quite a bit

  • Legends is my all time favorite movie and I still watch it regularly. I can’t get enough of la brad…oooh my! So happy to see he’s gotten rid of that nastiness on his face and looking forward to seeing his new movie(s).

  • Normally closed mouth Angelina has been sweet talking about Brad to the press.. NOW you know the real reason why.

  • Seriously the dude has six kids and he’s a very hands on dad… that would age anyone.

    When I met my husband he looked about 30 although he was 40. We had six kids in a bit less than 6 years and now he definitely looks 40!