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Steve Urkel Was Accused Of Domestic Abuse

TMZ reports that Bridget Hardy, the mother of Jaleel White’s child, has filed a report with the LAPD, claiming that White abused her.  The incident, which occurred about two weeks ago, happened while the whole little family was out for a drive. Jaleel “punched her in one of her breast implants,” and when they got home he hit her, then pushed her against a toilet.

Jaleel’s people had this to say about the matter:

“There was absolutely no battery … no abuse … and the incident never happened. This is just a ploy in an ongoing custody battle over their young daughter to tarnish his name.”

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the punching of the breast implant part of the story.  Is that an actual thing, do people do that?  I’m not trying to make light of domestic violence, alleged though it may be, I am just really confused about the possibility of the existence of breast implant punchers.

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  • I can just hear it now- “Did I do that?” in that horrible nasal voice that would peel paint off a wall.

    • LOL @ pufinstuf and muahaha

      she probably said “implant” because hers is all popped and she’s planning on trying to get him to pay for that to boot. i don’t believe any of this!!

  • I’m with you, Emily. What’s with punching the *implant?* Wouldn’t you just say, “he punched me in the boob”? I feel like you can’t punch the implant without punching the breast itself. I mean, right?

  • um, i highly doubt steve urkel would punch a chick in her fake boobies. sounds like the work of stephan urquelle.

  • “Ok, Jaleel White, but you tell me any other role he played.”

    Hey, he was in Dreamgirls … !

  • “Ok, Jaleel White, but you tell me any other role he played.”

    Ummm, how could you forget about Stefan, his alter ego?