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Jennifer Garner Isn’t Carrying the Spawn of Ben Affleck

photo of actress jennifer garner wearing a white tank top and shopping at an organic farmer's market

Though speculation about Garner’s womb has been frothing and churning lately, Garner’s rep states, “Jennifer is absolutely not pregnant.”

And I really love the vehemence in her statement that there is absolutely no way, no way whatsoever, that Garner is continuing to tie herself to douchebag husband, Ben Affleck, any more than she needs to at this point.

Is he even living in the family home anymore, or has Jen deported his rumored-cheating, definitely-alcohol consuming ass to the streets of NYC’s Bronx in search of his original Bennifer? Is he off tanning? Buying expensive, indulgently-obnoxious diamonds for women who only want him for his good looks Pearl Harbor performance?

The two have been rumored to split every year since 2008, but nothing has happened — and by “nothing,” I mean that the couple still keeps popping out children despite rumors that all is not well.  Until now.  Because every time Garner was rumored to be pregnant in the past, she was.  If a firm denial of a new pregnancy doesn’t say it all, nothing does.  Maybe this is Jen’s uterus saying, “The gravy train’s over, pal.”

I love Jen. And I absolutely love her amazingly gorgeous daughters, Violet and Seraphina. But Ben Affleck? Uh, not so much.

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  • I like to hope that the rumors are all crap and that he's the perfect husband–not because I like him, but because I adore her.

  • I've seen Jen and Ben photographed with kids on outings recently, and a date night with his pal and wife on other sites, film on cell phones, not a gaggle of papps.. so all that appears that she is struggling as a solo mom sad and lonely is not true. He's very publicity shy and the angry gossip rags have it in for him. He wants a sedate, no scandal lifestyle with his family and might seek a political career perhaps.

  • What? He's an asshole husband just because he suffers from the disease of alcoholism? Give me a break.

  • The venom apparent in your post is puzzling. What, exactly, did Ben Affleck ever do to you? Do you even know these two people as a couple? Where does a gossip blogger get off judging the life of someone else, whom she probably doesn't even know? I mean, if you were roaming the streets assisting the poor and devoting yourself to good works, perhaps you would be in a position to judge, however all you really do is sit in front of a computer and write (sometimes, some really) nasty, incomprehensible shit about celebrities, whose lives you are examining from a distance. If you insist on blogging, for God's sake, at least do it with a sense of humor.