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“I think people are born bisexual and they make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. “I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite. I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.”

Megan Fox explaining to Esquire why she would never have sex with herself.

I’ll take “Needs Therapy” for four-hundred, Alex.

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  • It’s funny, certain posts FORCE themselves to be commented on. This is one. W…T…F…

    Okay, so let’s get this straight…

    Megan Fox would not sleep with a bisexual woman because they sleep with men, and men are dirty…

    BUT

    She would directly sleep with men?

    Does she realize how f’ed up she is? Oh wait, nevermind, none of that matters because all that echos through the hollow shell of her head is “I’m hot. I’m sexy. I’m hot. I’m sexy….”

  • So that makes no sense because her being a bi-sexual means that she likes to sleep with men, but she doesn’t like that other bi women do because that means that they sleep with men… yeah, that seriously makes no sense. She’s lucky she has awesome tattoos, because that’s all that she has going for her.

  • She needs to stop trying so hard to give everyone boners by uttering the word “sex” all the time.

  • You know how the least cool thing you can do is work mightily hard to appear cool? Sexiness works the same way. The more you work to seem sexy and provocative and edgy, the more you come off as trying too hard.

  • This tired old argument is not even halfway original. Tell me, supposedly-bisexual-straight-sex-practitioners, if you are so enlightened about your sexual selves, then why aren’t you out there practicing what you preach? You’ll notice that the only people who say this, are people who are currently sleeping with members of the opposite sex.

    The only need they have that is not being fulfilled is the need to be more edgy.

  • I never get tired of her “I’m so sexual” statements. They’re so refreshing.

  • She trusts her judgment in male sexual partners more than other women’s choices.

  • I think I see where she’s getting at. We’re born bisexual and then we either lean towards men or women. Or we just stay in the middle. I wouldn’t dismiss that logic completely….

  • When you have no talent you have to call attention to yourself (even if it is a lie).

  • TOTALLY AGREE WITH MEGAN

    (i think its the first time i hear something coherent from her mouth…)

  • I just figured it out.

    Maxim magazine announced their Hot 100 List and notice the top people:

    1. House actress Olivia Wilde

    2. Megan Fox

    On the TV show House Olivia Wilde plays a bisexual and this season we have seen some pretty hot scenes that would give a corpse and erection.

    Gee, I wonder where Megan Fox got the idea from? Bitter about dropping down the list?

  • Um, wasn’t this the chick who said she’d never date young men like Robert Pattinson or Zac Efron because young men have nothing intelligent to talk about? I think the more she talks, the dumber she sounds. If she were smart, she’d stop shooting off her mouth and take some acting lessons.