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Eight Arrested For Intent To Have Munchies In The Company Of An Olympic Hero

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Holy shit.  Yeah, I get that pot is illegal, but does anyone thing that this has just escalated to an unreal level?  Even the governor of South Carolina thinks it’s meaningless.

Eight people were arrested this week in connection with the Michael Phelps bong incident-seven with possession and one with distribution.  Police confiscated the bong that some its owner tried to sell on Ebay for $100,000.

Phelps has not been charged yet, even though he’s the one person in the photograph who is actually taking a hit.  Stay tuned.  Beet, get the bail money ready.

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  • This whole pot being illegal thing just goes too far sometimes. When will they learn that it isn’t nearly as harmful as alcohol or cigarettes. And they are wasting their time arresting people for marijuana when they could be arresting REAL criminals. It just makes me think that the cops are LAZY.

    • From http://www.sunshinecoasthealthcentre.ca/marijuana-cannabis.html

      Effects of Cannabis (Marijuana and Hashish)
      Problems with memory and learning, distorted perception (sights, sounds, time, touch), trouble with thinking and problem solving, loss of motor coordination, increased heart rate, and anxiety. These effects are even greater when other drugs are mixed with marijuana. A user may also experience dry mouth and throat. Studies have shown that a single marijuana joint can cause more damage than 2.5 to five cigarettes and result in chronic bronchitis and airflow obstruction. The increased damage may be explained, in part, by the different characteristics of the cannabis joint and the way it is smoked. Cannabis is usually smoked without a filter and to a shorter butt length (see “roach” below), while the smoke temperature is higher. Furthermore, cannabis smokers typically inhale more deeply and hold their breath longer.

      Indeed, pot is so much better for you.

      • I’m just going to let this post slide by, way to much to say. I will say look up the effects of alcohol and associated deaths then we’ll talk about the effects of weed. There is no reason why alcohol or cigarettes should be legal. The only thing weed does is make you happy and nice. Everyone is freaking out over this. The guy hit a bong, big fucking deal.

      • I’m just going to let this post slide by, way to much to say. I will say look up the effects of alcohol and associated deaths then we’ll talk about the effects of weed. There is no reason why alcohol or cigarettes should be legal. The only thing weed does is make you happy and nice. Everyone is freaking out over this. The guy hit a bong, big fucking deal.

      • That sounds like half the pharmaceutical commercials on tv. Arrest those people! They are possibly harming themselves!

      • Has anyone called oyu a douche bag yet?
        I’m not calling oyu one.
        Im innocent.
        I was just asking if any one had called you a douche?
        Or wentzie.

      • It’s fun when the users become all indignant when someone talks shit about their drug of choice.

        If the medicated refrain from harming others, I personally could car less what they do to their own bodies.

        I have witnessed some truly extraordinary demonstrations of stupidity performed by potheads in the past, they are not on any better footing than anyone else that abuses substances.

        The exclusion would be the ill that gain a better quality of life from using legal or illegal substances.

      • Alcohol is a hell of a lot worse because with alcohol, you can become so addicted to it that if you tried to stop drinking cold turkey, you could actually die. And how many people (college and high school students especially) die every year due to alcohol poisoning or some other alcohol related incident? Compare that to weed. I’m not saying weed should be legalized (though in my personal opinion it should. The government could make so much money if they taxed the hell out of it like cigarettes), but if you’re going to ban weed, it would be hypocritical not to ban alcohol too.

      • By all means ban them all.

        With the few genuine exceptions, no one needs alcohol, tobacco, pot, etc.

        The biggest problem I have with the drug users, is that they are the direct reason for most of the world crime. Without the drug trade to finance gangs, armies, etc. I can only imagine how much better things would be for the rest of us.

        If a person can’t get through their day with out self medicating, get the hell off the bus.

      • The one thing I always find most amusing about these types of “studies” is that they’re comparing a joint to a cigarette. Of course smoking paper is still going to be carcinogenic. And of course smoking anything w/o a filter is going to be worse than with a filter.
        But how many people do you know who smoke cigarettes only smoke 2.5 or so a day? How about a pack a day? A pack holds 20 cigs, right? I have never been friends with a single pot smoker that smokes 8 joints in a day.
        I’d love for them to compare a water pipe or a bong to a cigarette. Because I guaran-fucking-tee that water filters out plenty of shit. My lungs would agree.

      • I didn’t say pot was BETTER for you I said alcohol and cigarettes are WORSE. And they are. Your ‘research’ isn’t accurate in comparing the two because it is saying that people smoke pot like they smoke cigarettes. When if fact a typical user does NOT smoke every day. A typical cigarette smoker DOES smoke every day.

      • Pot and drug users do what ever you need to do to placate your dependency. Illegal drugs equals bad people with guns on the street.

        Drug related violence trumps the disillusioned limited personal side effects.

        Groups like the Taliban have the money and power they have because of the drug trade.

  • Well i just got off the phone with Christian Bale and he says, “SOUTH CAROLINA COPS ARE FUCKING AMATURES!”

    When asked to comment on the idea that Phelps could be arrested Bale added, “OH FUCK YOOOOOUUUUUUUUU! I WILL RIP DOWN YOUR FUCKING LIGHTS! SOUTH CAROLINA AND ANY CAROLINA AND I ARE DONE PREFESSIONALY! WE ARE DONE!”

    I’m taking Bale’s side in this!

    • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

      P.S. Pot isn’t “not as bad as cigarettes and alcohol”. Its NOT BAD AT ALL. No one has ever died from smoking too much pot. No one.

      Cause I’d have died years ago.

      • So would my parents and grandparents!
        Funny i have had family members die at the hands of a drunk driver but out of all of us so called pot heads none of us have done anything more than MAYBE eat a little too much and get a stomach ache! And we cured that stomach ache with……POT.

  • Wendie, I’m a fan but your grammar/spelling in this post is atrocious. “anyone thing” & “the bong that some its owner tried”. Please fix! It hurts my ears!

  • with the above argument…I think it is very well documented that smoking pot is better than drinking alcohol. Alcohol is a far more dangerous drug. It just is. Anyone who has even been drunk and smoked pot would agree. You cannot OD from pot, but clearly can from alcohol. You cannot be addicted to pot. I would know; I would have been in high school.

    Furthermore, why the fuck are they arresting all these people? Especially if there was only a picture of Phelps? You can’t just arrest people with no evidence of anything. It’d be funny if they all swore they were smoking tobacco (which Phelps should have done)

    I honestly did not think you could arrest someone for possession when… uhm… they are not holding any pot that second.

    BULL. SHIT. aren’t there any real crimes in S. Carolina? Hey drug squad, why don’t you go arrest half the people on myspace now?

  • whoa whoa whoa… cops can get a freaking SEARCH WARRANT for your house if they think you were at a party where someone smoked out of a bong???!!!!! WTF AMERICA?

  • Jeez! If all of you would just go take a bong hit, you wouldn’t have your panties in such a wad over such bullshit. I agree, 8 should not have been arrested for ths horseshit, but everyone is just arguing back & forth on what is a “better drug”…hello! All drugs are good to the user. Go smoke your weed or sip your syrup and get over it!

  • jeez, is it that serious to be arresting all those people? I bet if Michael Phelps wasn’t involved in these shinanigans they wouldn’t have done a damn thing to those poeple, those cops are just trying to look like they actually do something other than patrol around in their cars.