Courtenay Semel, aka Lindsay Lohan’s first known lesbian fling and daughter of former Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel has been cut off. She told the New York Post that father Terry had ” froze[n] her trust fund and now won’t answer her calls”. Courtenay’s been a hot mess for years now, but the final straw may have been her run-in with a guard at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas.
In a drunken stupor, she famously screamed, “Do you even know who I am, f- – -ing idiot? Google me, you dumb f- – -,” before allegedly punching him in the face.
“I’m not used to the word ‘no,’ ” she said.
She recalled, “I’m sitting in a jail in the basement of Caesars Palace, with these guards yelling in my face . . . It led me to a rock bottom, which I’m in now.”
The charges were dropped, but the security guard is suing her.
LOL. Google me, you dumb fuck?! I think Courtenay has overestimated her pop culture relevance if she thinks people can “google” her. For one, they’d have no idea what to enter into the search window. The only pussy folks associate with Lohan now is Samantha Ronson’s and nobody has the time or patience to track who Tila Tequila is supposedly in love with. Once you auction off your affections on a VH1 show people just stop caring. Considering this is a woman that said “I just never thought about how to put gas in my car or food on the table. I was fully supported, I wasn’t worried.” I have no sympathy for her.
Luckily and stereotypically enough Courtenay is currently pitching a reality show.
I hate rich entitled assholes. Why do parents insist on over indulging their kids? This is what happens when you spoil a child rotten and never make them take responsibility for anything…..you get a bratty waste of oxygen. It’s almost like child abuse really if you don’t discipline your kids. Why does she even have a trust fund? Make her get a real JOB.
It’s bad parenting but it’s NOT anywhere near child abuse. I do think kids that come from these types of backgrounds can have psychological issues, but I don’t think trust fund babies fall under the “victims of childhood abuse” category just because their parents were super wealthy.
You’d think she would’ve said “Yahoo search me” out of loyalty.
Exactly what I was thinking.
hahaha, her dad must have been even more pissed.
my thoughts exactly!
That’s what I was going to say.
That’s probably why he cut her off!
how can you google someone when you can’t remember the obscure way they spell their name?
Soleil,
you cannot write your way out of a paper bag. Seriously, this is not your personal website. It is your job. Use a spell checker.
Weekends have become so boring…
To “I”: try googling bitter.
What did she misspell? I’ve read it now twice. And if I didn’t look at the name, I’d never know whether it was Beet, Wendie or Soleil writing this. Seriously, they seem pretty similar some times. It is a gossip blog, after all, not grammar school.
Yea… looks fine to me. I think someone is jealous.
Hah, no kidding. I scroll up all the time to see who wrote what, because they ARE so similar. I started analyzing this post to find spelling errors, before it occurred to me that if the error wasn’t distracting on my first read, I don’t care.
why are u and so many other people ganging up on soleil like all the f*ing time? i’m sure if u went back to how beet wrote “in the beginning” it would be pretty much the same. if u dont like the way she blogs dont read beet on the weekends rude-y ‘tude-y! and give the rest of us readers some freaking peace!!!!
I’m not positive, but I’m pretty sure the Tila Tequila show was on MTV, not VH1
Correct.
Soliel,
Don’t let these assholes bring you down. I think your posts are funny, and you’re still getting new to this. My point is, keep writing. Your stuff is funny and it can only get better.
David
Ps. That bitch looks like shit.
Well,I googled her…(because I actually never heard about her)
She really thinks she “is” someone:
(from her myspace-page)
My life is a tv show and I am the star. I am a very loyal friend unless you cross me the wrong way cause when that happens I turn into an utter bitch!Bottom line…I AM TRES FABULOUS!!!
Who I’d like to meet:I’ve already met her…me!
(NOT KIDDING!)
Well,I googled her…(because I actually never heard about her)
She really thinks she “is” someone:
(from her myspace-page)
“My life is a tv show and I am the star. I am a very loyal friend unless you cross me the wrong way cause when that happens I turn into an utter bitch!Bottom line…I AM TRES FABULOUS!!!
Who I’d like to meet:I’ve already met her…me!”
(NOT KIDDING!)
Sorry for the doublepost!!!
Please, please god, let her get a reality show. She is so completely fucking insane, any show featuring her is bound to be entertaining as all hell.
Also: Part of the point of a trust fund is to control the ways in which the beneficiaries can access the assets. A lot of the time, it ends up just being bottomless cash. Points to Courtenay’s dad for recognizing that she was using his money in ways of which he did not approve, and cutting her off.
Also, Pt. 2: I think Soleil is doing a kickass job. I’m something of a grammar freak myself, but jesus christ, people, everybody makes mistakes on occasion.
poor girl – it’s a long way to fall! maybe she could get work modelling [like paris hilton did?] or something? her family must have good connections and she’s still young. Or she could ebay off her wardrobe and a night of amore. [not accent on the keyboard for over the e in amore
Umm…What’s wrong with her EYES?!
This girl is fucking WACKO. Look at her eyes!! Love it lol :D :D
Soleil – I love your name and your posts. Keep up the good job and, you know what? Those who don’t like you can go fuck themselves!
Has anyone noted Semel’s resemblance to American Indian false face masks. It’s remarkable.
See the link below
http://www.myotherdrive.com/file/376.530616.13032008.84654.0067fi/DSCN0145.jpg
her smile is like a caricature of the Grinch (who Stole Christmas)’s
a very sorry individual who should volunteer at an orphanage for the next 35 years as payback to society for being such ans arsehole.
What is up with her eyes?!!