Katie Holmes got her butt back in the divorce. [The Superficial]
Beyonce‘s birthday boat. [Lainey Gossip]
Lena Dunham‘s new dude. [Hollywood Backwash]
Ryan Gosling MIGHT ACTUALLY be in 50 Shades. [Huff Po]
Celine Dion’s new video teaser. [Hollywood PQ]
Viggo Mortensen is deteriorating fast. [Cele|bitchy]
More people confirm that Tom Cruise was being a creepy wife-auditioner. [Yeeeah]
People take Taylor Swift way, way too seriously. [theBERRY]
MOAR Pathetic Photos of Katy Perry! [Celebslam]
10 Must-Have Fall Items (and How to Wear Them). [The Frisky]
The doll that eats, farts, and poops. Weird. [Seriously OMG]
Ashley Benson grabs her boobs for Selena Gomez, who is apparently appalled. [Socialite Life]
Taylor Swift is officially a Kennedy. [TMZ]
Jimmy Kimmel takes on Emmy hosting duties. [OMGBlog]
The Walking Dead spoilers you should probably know about. [Starpulse]
The latest on Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger. LOLZ. [Cele|bitchy]
Gwyneth Paltrow is OUT. [Lainey Gossip]
Kanye West is taking away Kim Kardashian’s womanhood piece by piece. [The Superficial]