I swear. This is all playing out too perfectly. Either someone is actively framing Armie Hammer or we’re all being played and this is a set up to a new movie franchise.
After several months of sitting on the market, Armie and his (understandably) estranged wife, Elizabeth, have finally sold their Hancock Park home after selling it for $5,000,000.
Then word came this weekend that under cover of darkness the fam hightailed it out of town, leaving behind a few empty boxes and… a mannequin tied up in complex bondage rope knots.
And of course you know there are already tons of stories everywhere that Armie has a penchant for domination, choking and even cannibalism. So could someone dodging such a harsh and specific set of rumors actually forget such an item?? It can’t be. He can’t be that stupid. Ugh. That wife is gonna get everything in this divorce.
