Raise your hand if you’re surprised that Scott Disick can’t keep it in his pants. No one? I didn’t think so. Kourtney Kardashian has dumped and taken this dude back so many times, I’d be shocked if she hasn’t just signed off on him sticking his dick in anything that walks so long as he occasionally manages to father his children between partying at clubs in Vegas, getting blackout drunk and blaming it on his parents’ death, and going on vacation. After recently taking him back for the 8,938th time, Scott was pictured cozying up to some mystery blonde in Miami – this, only a day after he was with some other brunette that wasn’t Kourtney. WTF?
“They were sharing the same chaise lounge and smoking cigarettes. He had his arm around her and she was resting her head on his chest. He was very affectionate with her and they were playing footsie and wrapping their legs around each other,” an eyewitness tells Us Weekly of the reality star. “He wasn’t trying to hide it at all.”
Well, lovely. I suppose Kourtney is his “ex” again (for as long as it takes him to get bored of not living at Kourtney’s and as long as it takes her to decide she needs his biological donation for another kid) so he’s not officially “cheating” but he sure is a mess.