The super special snowflake known as Shia LaBeouf got his drunk ass arrested yesterday in Austin, Texas. This isn’t the kind of celebrity news that shocks anyone. Sometimes you’ll read something about a celeb and you’ll think, “Whoa, really? Really? That’s shocking!” But reading, “Shia LaBeouf was arrested for public intoxication” is the kind of celeb story that you can really picture and think, “Yeah, that makes sense.”
Things have not been going well for LaBeouf. He was hospitalized for a serious head injury in June. Now, this. From TMZ:
Shia was taken to the Travis County Jail and booked for misdemeanor public intoxication.
It happened at around 7:45 PM CT outside a bar on 6th Street. A witness says Shia was either extremely drunk or high on drugs when he ran down the street and jaywalked in front of police. They warned him not to do it but he continued, acting bizarrely.
Cops subdued him and put him in cuffs.
Another witness tells us, before the arrest Shia and a woman tried walking into a bar but they were denied because they were too intoxicated. Shia began swearing up a storm and tried forcing himself into the bar but was blocked. Shia and the woman left and began walking.
I think the phrase, “They warned him not to do it but he continued, acting bizarrely” is going to be on Shia’s tombstone. What is going on with this dude? I don’t get it. Why is he always doing weird shit? How does one man become so damn unhinged?
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Considering his family life was extremely screwed up, its no surprise he is too. Whether he is beyond help is up for professional evaluation I guess (if he tries to get some.)
Hot and doomed. A great combo.
Hence, chix diggit.