Jennifer Lopez is a sexy woman, right? Like I’m not really even a fan of JLo but damn, I think she’s incredibly sexy. I don’t understand why she’s wasting it on Casper Smart, her on-again-off-again boyfriend, but whatever, it’s her life. Gotta say though, I never thought she had the best taste in men. Especially regarding her first husband, Ojani Noa. And given that Noa’s “business parter”, Ed Meyer, is looking to sell a sex tape of the former marrieds, Ms. Lopez might agree with me.
Perhaps the term “sex tape” is too strong. From what InTouch is reporting, it’s more of a “salacious” home video involving “sexual situations.” So I don’t think we’re on a Kim Kardashian level here, but if this story has any truth to it, I’m sure Lopez still isn’t thrilled.
Recorded by her first husband, Ojani Noa, the videos are packed with intriguing moments, including J. Lo arguing with her mother, Guadalupe, and telling her she won’t give her more money for gambling; J. Lo in bed playfully spanking a pal; and the thrice-married star on her first honeymoon.
[…] “We are going to produce a DVD and also have a streaming release of the J.Lo home video footage,” Noa’s business partner Ed Meyer revealed. “There is revealing video of her with a lack of clothing and in sexual situations, especially in the hotel footage from the honeymoon.”
[…] “The videos contain salacious material and are going to shock her fans.” Meyer explained.
LOL forever at releasing footage of JLo arguing with her mother. What kind of lame-ass sex tape includes a parental dispute? How ~~salacious~~!
Apparently, the footage has been locked down via a court order, but Meyer has copies and thinks he found a “legal loophole” that will allow him to release it. I think he and Noa are 50 shades of pathetic trying to cash in on Ms. Hennifer Llllopezzzzz and her taco-flavored kieesses. (Whatup, South Park).
No one’s threatening her with anything. She’s somewhere now, resting easy in the knowledge that she’s completely protected by her money and absolute lack of compunction and scruples.
…plus, I hope she’s doin’ it doggy style in the viddy, as she has a big ol’ boo-tay! Just sayin’…..