Look, while you might assume that having your pants split right down the middle and your dick falling out while you’re on stage performing would be a deal breaker between a performer and his leather pants, you’d be wrong. Lenny Kravitz is a rock star, and having his junk tumble through the seams of his badly sewn pants isn’t going to keep him from his most prized piece of clothing, so forget about it.
Our sources say, Lenny was privately horrified his penis made a grand entrance during a concert after his tight leather pants exploded.
A lesser man might hang up the leather for a safer pair of trousers, but the 51-year-old is not deterred. We’re told he will continue to wear leather.
Some thought he’d hold a grudge against Saint Laurent, the manufacturer. But Lenny is chalking it up to a bad pair, and will continue to wear the duds during his show.
Lenny continued his European tour Thursday in Denmark. Come to think of it, if it happens in Denmark it’s probably no big deal.
Well, fair enough. It takes a special kinda guy who can pull off leather pants to begin with, so if you’ve got it, flaunt it, I say.