Cara Delevingne is bisexual, openly so, and has dated both men and women. Incidentally, I had no idea that she’s dating St. Vincent, an indie musician who’s pretty okay. It’s a strange pairing, but they seem happy together, so good for them, I guess. Cara finally talked about the relationship for the first time in a new interview with Vogue, wherein she admitted that she’s totally in love and has accepted her sexuality… before completely undoing that by yammering on about how much she still loves dick.
As this story went to press, she was seriously involved with the singer Annie Clark, better known by her stage name, St. Vincent. “I think that being in love with my girlfriend is a big part of why I’m feeling so happy with who I am these days. And for those words to come out of my mouth is actually a miracle.”
Cara says she felt confused by her sexuality as a child, and the possibility of being gay frightened her. “It took me a long time to accept the idea, until I first fell in love with a girl at 20 and recognized that I had to accept it,” she explains. “But I have erotic dreams only about men. I had one two nights ago where I went up to a guy in the back of a VW minivan, with a bunch of his friends around him, and pretty much jumped him.”
This is basically the showbiz equivalent of “no homo” and it’s so ridiculous. Why does she need to qualify her comment about being in love with her girlfriend by also insisting that she still really likes penises? Like, hey guys, I know I’m with a woman, but it’s not SO bad – men are still SUUUUUPER HOT!1!1! I know she’s bisexual, not a lesbian, and that’s fine and valid and whatever. But imagine how her girlfriend feels? You spend one sentence saying you’re in love and the next saying about how you can’t stop dreaming about dicks? No thanks.
Cara Delevingne has pretty much always been the worst, and she’s young so it’s fine, but dear god, I hope she becomes less insufferable over time.