Kylie Jenner‘s life (thankfully) somewhat of a mystery. She doesn’t seem to do very much, save for post selfies on Instagram and crash her car into things. She doesn’t go to school, despite the fact that technically she should still be in high school. She doesn’t use the obscene amount of money she has for good, though I assume she feels spending that money on endless plastic surgery to look like big sis Kim counts as “for good”. But listen, maybe I’m giving Kylie a hard time. After all, she’s actually ready to launch her singing career!
Kylie! Singing! With her statutory rapist! And possibly the worst “rapper” alive! Oh, does it get any better? I think the answer you’re looking for here is “NOPE!”
Admittedly, this MAY be fake. The pics are real – Kylie did a shoot in the Hollywood Hills with LA-based photographer Naeve Bozorgi this past week and plastered her Instagram with some of the shots, as you do. The above image with the potential single information also made the rounds, but Kylie herself hasn’t posted it, so who can say if this will turn up? Part of me secretly hopes it does. HOW AMAZINGLY BAD WILL IT BE? I mean, it’s (potentially) called “Forever Real”, for God’s sake. My heart lives in hope.
For now, here are some more of these ~artsy~ shots: