Kim Kardashian broke the Internet with her major butt, and Pippa Middleton is a bit confused as to why that happened. She doesn’t understand America’s obsession with butts, and she wrote about it in a column for The Spectator‘s Christmas Special, via E!:
No year is complete without a bottom story, and the ‘Rear of 2014’ award undoubtedly goes to Kim Kardashian, after her posterior exploded all over the internet last month. I must say that mine—though it has enjoyed fleeting fame—is not comparable.
But the Kim butt story did make me pause. What is it with this American booty culture? It seems to me to be a form of obsession. Kim’s aim, apparently, was to break the Internet, but I’m not sure she’s going the right way about it.
(Polite) shots fired! Frankly, Pippa, I don’t get it either. And I doubt Kim’s “business tactics” as well. I don’t think there’s an American out there who doesn’t. We accept her butt the way we accept a crazy old uncle at a family event; we’re not totally thrilled about it, but we know he’s not going away, so we may as well take photos of him and hashtag the hell out of it. I think that metaphor may have gotten away from me there; that’s okay.
Kim has something to say about Pippa’s butt. She told E!:
I love her. She has an amazing booty. She’s beautiful.
That’s kind of Kim. I think she may have overshot it a bit though.
What do you think? Let’s talk butts. Who really has the best butt in Hollywood?