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Kim Kardashian blames God for her pregnancy weight gain

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Kim Kardashian gave birth to daughter North West over a year ago, but she’s still yammering on about the experience like she’s the first woman to ever be pregnant on earth. I can’t with her, especially since she’s actually claimed that all that pregnancy weight she put on was a punishment from God and was all his (His?) doing.

From Elle UK:

“I’d think God was doing this for a reason. He was saying: ‘Kim, you think you’re so hot, but look what I can do to you.'”

“My body just went crazy. After five months I swore I’d never get pregnant again. I got so huge and it felt like someone had taken over my body.”

Change the record, lady. Women have been having babies with much less pomp and circumstance for thousands of years, so enough already. Don’t worry, though, guys – she’s totally into herself NOW and claims that her body (which is all completely and utterly natural and the way God made her, of course – AHEM) is something she’s grown to really love because OTHER people love it.

“It’s taken me a long time to be happy with my body and for my confidence to grow to what it is today,” she admits. “I grew up when the body to have was the tall, slim, supermodel one, like Cindy Crawford’s. No one looked like me. It’s good to break the mould and recreate one.

“I’m an Armenian girl, I have shape, and it turned out people liked that. That makes me feel good about myself and about other women for being so supportive. I am a confident woman, but I didn’t just arrive confident – it has built over the years and that is a big part of who I am now.”

“When I was 13 my father wrote me a letter. I was unhappy with my body – I developed really early. Every night I would sit in the bath and cry, I prayed my boobs would stop growing. He told me I had a body not many girls have, that later it would lead to attention from men, but that the most important thing was that I was a wonderful girl and I had to understand my self worth.”

Great ideals her father taught her, there. “Love your big boobs – men certainly will!” I seriously wish this woman would stop talking for a while. Or, you know, forever.

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  • The snark at the end was uncalled for. Jessica Simpson has repeatedly said the church elders in her congregation would not let her sing on the altar due to fear of men “lusting” after her early development. There’s nothing wrong with telling your daughter, “Hey, this is how is, you’ll get attention, but remember you’re worth so much more than your body.”

    I don’t see where there was parenting fail, here. You’re looking to make something of nothing, which is ironic because that’s kinda the theme of the article. Talk about Jessica Chastain and Bryce Dallas Howard’s resemblance if you want something juicy. JFC, the minivan/LenaDunham majority runs this site, I swear

  • I cannot… I swear this woman needs to kick rocks. The stupidity that comes out of her mouth is ridiculous… and yes its okay to teach your children self worth but never in my years would I ever tell my young daughter that “men will lust after her” no matter how its worded … that’s how we ended up with teen mom… and those girls did nothing for the generation but make teen girls want to have babies with the hopes that they would end up famous for it.

    P.s. this page is called evilbeetGOSSIP for a reason… some peoples kids… I swear

  • People and magazines should be asking Kim and her equally narcissistic husband Kanye why ANYONE should be paying attention to a third-rate porn star. I’m still incredulous that a fat-assed half-wit with ZERO talent for ANYTHING is worshipped by so many low intelligence folks around the country.

  • She accuses, she rants.. she whines.. God is amused by a flickering firefly reflecting in a lovely summer’s night pond..

  • Armenian women are very slim, a few are curvy but they are not known for big butts; if big butts were common among Armenian women than they would be known for it, she’s been overhauled with implants most likely.

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