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0Praise be! Justin Bieber is off the Sizzurp!

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Justin Bieber has long been a fan of the Sizzurp – you know, that thick, codeine syrup drink that royally fucks people up and apparently makes you a ~true thug~ in little JB’s eyes. He’s been getting high on the shit for a long time, but no longer! He’s giving it up for good, at least according to TMZ. The reason? It’s interfering with his steroid-assisted workout sessions, apparently.

We’re told he’s been clean for a month, largely because he’s become obsessed with working out and it’s just really hard to do when you’re high.

We’re told it’s no coincidence Justin has been spending more time with Scooter Braun and his mom over the last month … J.B. kept his distance during his sizzurp binges.

Detoxing from sizzurp isn’t easy, especially when you use it all the time.  You’ll recall … during the Sheriff’s search of Justin’s Calabasas home, deputies found 4 or 5 empty codeine bottles and various styrofoam double cups.

Well, okay, so they didn’t say he’s on steroids… but I did. This kid’s scrawny ass did not get built like that without them – I just don’t believe it. And considering he’s such a fan of substances, why WOULDN’T he take performance/body enhancers? Just makes sense to me.

By the way, that’s TMZ’s photo above, but it was too good not to use.

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May 19, 2014 at 10:00 am by Jennifer
Filed Under: Justin Bieber

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