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0Teen Girls Groped Justin Bieber Wax Figure Into Retirement

Justin Bieber Wax Figure Unveiled At Madame Tussauds Berlin

Oh, you Beliebers are something else. Girls (I’m going to assume these are people under the age of 16) have been so antsy to get their hands on a piece of Justin “I’m a big hard man” Bieber that they were willing to settle for grabbing onto a likeness of him in wax figure form on display at Madame Tussaud’s in New York City. In fact, so many of them gripped Wax Bieber so hard, so many times that the figure has deteriorated to the point where it’s been taken off display and put into retirement. Uh…

From The New York Post:

One source said of the Bieber figure, which was installed in his younger, more innocent days, “With no ropes or barriers to stop them, thousands of fans have had their photographs taken with him since then — but it has taken its toll.”

Madame Tussauds New York says the figure has been damaged over the years, and despite regular maintenance, “it no longer does justice either to the star or to the attraction,” and so it has reluctantly decided to remove it.

Madame Tussauds general manager, Bret Pidgeon, acknowledged, “This is disappointing, but hopefully we can welcome a new ‘grown-up’ Justin back to the attraction in the near future.”

Nope. Just forget it. The same thing is going to happen so long as you continue to allow hormonal teenagers to hump all over your wax. The heat from their bodies will melt that shit to a pool of candle wax in no time. Although, maybe that’s a good thing…

I hope the new figurine is Justin in his jail gear! Mugshot Justin is the best Justin, of course.

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February 12, 2014 at 8:30 am by Jennifer
Filed Under: Justin Bieber

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