So The Grammys bore a new meme: Pharrell‘s hat.
Sorry, but I’m not ready for this to be a new thing.
Let’s take a look at what others wore to this craptacular awards show!
Alicia Keys. I don’t like this. I think it’s ill-fitting and the shiny fabric is not good. And that’s all I got.
I think Anna Faris looks great. Wish the hair was a bit toned down and not so platinum, because she’s a beautiful girl and it washes her out. But I love the dress. It’s elegant and fits her perfectly. Well done, Anna Faris. Well done.
Ariana Grande. Something about this 12-year-old masquerading bitch really grinds my gears. Why does she dress to every event like she’s going to the Laura Ashley prom? Screw this chick. (That’s not an order.)
I just want everyone to know that Bob Saget was there.
Bonnie McKee has a horrific stylist or horrific fashion sense, or both.
Ciara is pregnant but that didn’t stop her from wearing a form-fitting metallic gown and I think she looks glorious.
I think this whole look on Colbie Caillat is kind of a mess. And is she wearing flip flops with a floor-length gown complete with train? Giiiiirrl.
Daft Punk, obviously. I guess even robots can’t get their pants hemmed properly.
Katy Perry, I love you, but this dress (and hair) is just so very no. Maybe from a different angle…?
Yeah, still a big no for me. Biiiig no.
I like the back of Kelly Osbourne‘s gown a million times more than I like the front.
Madonna, LOL, really? You really wanna do it like this? With a cane and everything? I can’t even.
Miranda Lambert looks nice, if a bit “meh”. It’s a pretty gown and she looks pretty but there’s nothing terribly interesting about it. Then again, we can’t all be Madonna.
Beyoncé appears to be a walking Georgia O’Keeffe painting. Is it possible for someone to look breathtaking, stunning, and silly all at once?
Natasha Bedingfield is like a pastel vision of Morticia. I don’t think it works for her at all.
Pink! I like the idea of this dress (the cut, the designs) but I feel like her body is fighting against it. It also looks like a thrown-together Project Runway challenge to me. Pink deserves something way hotter.
Rita Ora. I WANT to like this, because I like her, but really, it looks like her dress needs Oxyclean. If you’re gonna go for metallics, why go for an oxidized metallic? It’s such an odd choice of color. This one was also tricky to photograph, on TV the color didn’t look as greenish, but that aside, the hair is just so wrong anyway. I think she can, and has, done much better.
Ryan Lewis and Macklemore. Swear to God, for the longest time, I thought Ryan Lewis was imaginary. What does he do, exactly? Here he’s wearing a diabolical houndstooth print suit. If only he had gone with just a patterned blazer and black trousers, I’d be into it. I’m fine with Macklemore’s velour-ish suit, but not with those shoes. But I like that they’re bringing something fun and different, so…I mean come on, it’s Macklemore. What am I gonna say? That he needs to Clooney it up? Hell no.
Sean Lennon has the LA douchebag look down from head to toe. Sorry, not sorry.
Steven Tyler: I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: hipster Colonel Sanders.
I hate that Taylor Swift always looks so good, because it’s so predictable and I’d love to swoon over someone else, but I can’t help it — look at her.
And finally, this is Valisia Lekae. I think this outfit is perfect for the Grammy Awards — in 1987.
HERE ARE MY PICKS!
BEST: Taylor Goddamn Swift
WORST: Katy Perry
WTF: Pharrell’s hat