The Golden Globes happened last night and man, what a trainwreck! People were drunk and cursing all over the place. And Clooney wasn’t even there.
But you know what was there? The best, worst, and most WTF celebrity fashion had to offer. Let’s take a look through all these GG outfits and pick out which ones were deserving of BEST, WORST, and WTF.
Amber Heard‘s waist is TINIER THAN HER HEAD. That’s all I see when I look at this dress. Here’s a fun shot:
Good times with Amber. Let’s move on to…
…Amy Adams! At quite possibly her skinniest. Love the colors here and the deep V-cut.
Aubrey Plaza. For once, I don’t completely hate what she’s wearing, though I hate how matchy-matchy the shoes are. I feel like she always dresses like she’s 13. So, this really isn’t too terrible for her, compared to some of the fashion crimes she’s previously committed.
This is Caitlin Fitzgerald from the show Masters of Sex. I adore her. She’s like a modern-day Grace Kelly.
Cate Blanchett. I usually think she gets it dead-on, but I think she missed it with this one. Not by a lot, just by a little. The sleeves are just…I mean, she looks fantastic but I think she missed her usual mark.
Drew Barrymore, looking pregnant and happy. Drew also tends to dress like she’s 13, but I’ll allow it this time.
I LOVE Elisabeth Moss‘s dress, but girl, that hair…I love everything, I love the earrings, I really love everything but the hair just pretty much ruins it. It’s just so limp, and…girl.
Here’s boyfriend-beater Emma Roberts. Don’t love that we’re just giving her a pass for being violent and hitting her boyfriend, but okay, I guess that’s what we’re doing. Admittedly, I like her dress a lot. Just wish it was on someone else.
Here’s Emma Thompson wearing something terrible but how distracted are we by the EVEN MORE terrible purple dress behind her??? Who is that woman?
Last Emma, Emma Watson. Love this color on her but the whole thing is a little plain and old for someone so young and hot. And I mean hot as in, “she’s so hot right now” not “Emma Watson is so hot and I want to do her.” Just making that distinction.
Helen Mirren. Got-daaamn. I think she looks fantastic.
Sorry, but I hate everything about Jennifer Lawrence‘s look. Well, not everything. I like her nail polish and her bracelets. I think the dress is over-the-top (as usual for her) and the hair is just bad. She looked a million times better in American Hustle, and in that film, they were trying to make her look tacky.
Jessica Chastain pulled an Elisabeth Moss — this outfit would be perfect except for the hair. The hair is just awful. It looks heavy with product, like she’s in the middle of dying it. And it sucks because the dress and necklace are so perfect.
Julia Roberts wearing a dress with a sparkly belt over a work shirt? I have no idea what the hell this is.
Kate Mara. It took me a minute to recognize her. I think this whole look ages her.
Kerry Washington is also pregnant, so she also gets a pass. It’s not that this is terrible, it’s just so meh.
Here’s Kristen Connolly from House of Cards. I loved her EMMY’s dress but this doesn’t do it for me, though I love the color. It could also be the odd way she’s posed.
Lena Dunham. I feel like I’m repeating myself here, because once again, I love the color of someone’s dress, just not the cut/fit. I don’t think a mermaid style gown is the right look for her. But I love her makeup and she looks confident, so good for her. With each awards show, she gets better and better with her fashion choices. She’ll get there eventually. Like I’m sure she cares.
Leslie Mann. Why do I hate Leslie Mann? I have no reason to. Someone want to offer ideas? Anyway, I really like this dress. Shoot me.
I love Lizzy Caplan. This kind of hurts my head looking at it. I like the idea I just can’t stare at this too long. You know? She looks beautiful regardless.
Margot Robbie. Why have her red carpet looks been so WTF or meh lately? Did she use up all the good dresses? Like this is fine on her and she’s got a great bod, but it’s so meh and what’s with the lopsided stitching detail around the sleeves? And the super-severe hair? I don’t get it.
Martin Scorsese looks utterly charming, even though his pants are way too long and his bow tie is way too small and overall, this is a very formal suit for this occasion. But, come on, he’s adorable.
Matthew McConaughey with his stunning wife Camila Alves. I love her dress. I love that he tried to do something a little different. Once AGAIN, I love the forest green color, but it just doesn’t work with the muted charcoal pants.
So speaking of guys in non-traditional looks, here’s Mike Tyson. And you know what? I think he looks great. Yup. I ain’t even sorry.
Olivia Wilde taking a different pregnancy dress approach by showing off her bump in all its “that’s how I look after I eat burritos” glory. She looks fantastic.
Reese Witherspoon in a dress so bright, it’s hurting my eyes. That’s all I got.
Sandra Bullock. Do I like this? I’m not sure. Part of me really does and then part of me thinks it looks like a cheap dress you’d get from one of those online rockabilly/retro-inspired clothing stores. She looks bangin’ in it, though.
Sofia Vergara. Okay, what he hell is this? She looks like Ursula from The Little Mermaid.
Taylor Swift. Stunning.
Hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler in one of their many gowns of the evening. I thought Tina looked amazing the whole night. Love this print, it’s so fun. Amy also looks great. Last night was a good night for them in so many ways. Girlpower! And all that.
Usher. I think he wins best guys’ look for me. This fits him so well and it’s a great color. I’m trying not to be bothered by that pin. But yeah, I really like this.
Zoe Saldana. What he hell and this is terrible.
Zooey Deschanel. She looks so different even with the slightest change to her bangs. I love this look. It’s so retro. And I love that her shoes match her top. When it’s quirky and fun, matchy-matchy can be good.
Finally, Zosia Mamet. This does nothing for her. It’s boring and ages her.
OKAY, TIME FOR MY PICKS!
BEST: Taylor Swift
WORST: Zoe Saldana
WTF: Sofia Vergara