SMH all over the place at this fuckery. Selena Gomez clearly hasn’t learned her lesson to stay away from utter dickheads, because here she is hanging out with Justin Bieber. By hanging out, of course, I mean riding Segways down a street in Justin’s Calabasas, California neighbourhood. Ah, the romance! Justin and one of his cronies leaving you in the dust, his bodyguards holding up traffic as they ride in cars alongside the group… true love isn’t dead!
Listen, I know when you’re young, you do stupid things and you’re attracted to all the wrong people and all of that, but COME ON.
Thanks to @justinbieber told us to f*** off, and his bodyguards blocked the road, so hello to my new followers!
— Nick Sanitsky (@nicksanitsky) January 2, 2014
I’m waiting for the day this kid “retires”.