Justin Bieber joked (?) about retiring on a radio show, and we all held our breaths, hoping and saying, “Maybe this is true. Maybe this is for real. Maybe God gave us all a big Christmas present.” But alas, it appears young Bieber is “never leaving” us. Here’s what he tweeted to ruin our Christmas:
My beloved beliebers I’m officially retiring
BUT an hour later he tweeted,
The media talks a lot about me.They make a up a lot of lies and want me to fail but I’m never leaving you, being a belieber is a lifestyle.
Be kind loving to each other, forgive each other as god forgave us through Christ Merry Christmas IM HERE FOREVER
Guys, he’s HERE FOREVER. So I guess he was just joking this whole time or was high as f-ck. Either way, what a dick.
“Don’t make promises you can’t keep” — Bird Lady from Home Alone 2.