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1Britney Misses Louisiana; Thinks About Retiring

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Britney Spears is about to launch a 2-year residency at Planet Hollywood in Vegas, she’s got an E! documentary coming out, and a brand new album — yet she misses her pre-fame life and thinks about retiring. One of our Evil Beet readers recently commented something like, “Britney posts make me sad” and now I totally get what they mean. Here’s what Ms. Spears told E Online:

I have thought about it [retiring], but I think right now is my time to perform and doing what I’m doing. If I happen to have another baby or something like that, I’d probably move back to Louisiana. I do miss Louisiana. I miss the people. I miss the food. I miss the way of life, how everything is really simple. There’s no traffic like there is in L.A. It’s really nice.

“If I happen to have another baby”? That’s…really weird phrasing, Brit. It almost sounds like you a.) don’t know how babies are made or b.) are thinking about sabotaging your current career with a baby. I’m probably reading way too much into it, but you guys are right — she seems sad and it makes me sad.

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December 22, 2013 at 4:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Filed Under: Britney Spears

One Response to “Britney Misses Louisiana; Thinks About Retiring”

  1. She’s still very young. And very rich. So, you know, one day, she will do it. She could get a vacation home there and go there when not working. Why not? Plus she doesn’t seem to really dig the Hollywood types for boyfriends. She just doesn’t want that. Her people are a long, long, way away.. Theres no sin nor shame in that.

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