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Surprise! ‘The Hills’ Was Pretty Much Scripted!

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If you’re a big enough idiot to believe that “reality shows” like The Hills are completely unscripted and present actual events, you’re an idiot. There’s literally no other way to put it. Literally no one with a working brain thinks that what they’re watching on these shows is real life. And yet here, at the end of 2013, we have Kristin Cavallari giving us all “revelations” on what filming the show (which went off-air in 2010, by the way) was really like. Lord almighty.

Here’s what she said on Bethenny Frankel‘s (LOL) talkshow:

“I had fake relationships, fake fights. I can tell you this, I don’t care anymore at this point it’s been so many years. Brody Jenner at the time was dating Jayde Nicole.

“On the show, they had us ‘dating’ for a few episodes, they pretended like him and Jayde broke up and I was dating Brody and then Jayde and I got in a huge fight because she saw us out at the club, which wasn’t real at all. They were together the entire time.”

I only have one thing to say here, and that is: DUH.

It’s exactly like The Only Way is Essex, Made in Chelsea, the Real Housewives of Whereverthefuck, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, etc are all like. The great thing is, I’m not watching to have some grand truth revealed to me. I’m watching to be entertained, just like I watch any other openly fictional show. One in the same.

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