How would I describe Harry Styles‘ fashion sense? Well, it’s like he pulled a few items out of Burt Reynolds’ hamper in the dark and threw it on himself, throwing in a scarf he found hanging off a car’s muffler for completion. But apparently, that’s style! Harry… Style(s). Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.
That’s right, Harry Styles picked up a trophy at the British Fashion Awards ceremony held in London on Tuesday night. He was given the British Style Award, which was voted by the public and hilarious (but totally not worth mentioning) sponsored by Vodafone. That outfit above is Hedi Slimane, which is code for “really fucking expensive” but still ugly, so take that as you will. Either way, he beat Kate Middleton, Cara Delevingne and David Beckham for the honour. Never underestimate the power of screaming teenage girls to sabotage anything vote-based.
If we’re giving awards for ugly clothes, by the way, honourable mention goes to Rita Ora, who turned up looking like Jessica Rabbit put through the black & white filter on Photoshop.