Chris Brown, let’s all say it together: I cannot even. This twit ass-clown keeps f-cking up. How? How is it possible to f-ck up so badly?
Singer Chris Brown was arrested this morning and charged with felony assault, the D.C. Metropolitan Police Department has confirmed to CBS News.
D.C. police spokesperson Paul Metcalf said the 24-year-old Brown got into a physical altercation with an adult male near the W Hotel located on K and 15th street around 4:25 a.m. local time.
DCPD did not disclose the condition of the victim, but said “he’s alive.”
Chris Hollosy, a 35-year-old male, was also arrested in the incident and was charged the same.
“He’s alive” — good news.
Can’t wait to see how Chris Browns complains to twitter about how everyone hates him and nothing is his fault.