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Katy Perry and John Mayer Have a Lot In Common

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Yes, yes, we know. Katy Perry and John Mayer are the happiest couple on earth and they have amazing sex (I’m trying not to gag) and they ALSO have a ton in common. Seems like a match made in heaven, right?

Here’s how deep their love goes (via DS):

“There’s a lot of understanding when you get home and say, ‘Ah, I had a pretty crappy show’,” she explained.

“[John’s] like, ‘I understand because I’ve had one, too’. You get to share music. The dance parties are a lot more fun.”

Aw, well isn’t that special? Listen, I’m not here to tell anyone where to find true love, but I cannot imagine that these two are in it for the long haul. I really love Katy but I wonder about her choice in men. She seems to be attracted to men that she can fix or save. Travie McCoy was an addict, Russell was an addict (of a different kind), John is (was?) a douchebag womanizer… you are too good for this, boo.

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