I know, I know – I can’t think of two shittier people to be battling it out in a public forum (Twitter, natch) myself, but Lady GaGa and Perez Hilton are who we get. Formerly BFFs – after all, Perez did pretty much MAKE GaGa’s career in the beginning – and now enemies, they took their drama to the Internet this past week, with shit culminating last night in what is the most ridiculous fight ever.
Here’s the deal: something (God knows what) made GaGa lash out at Perez on Twitter last week, where she revealed that while she was in her golden wheelchair recovering from hip surgery, I guess Perez texted her a picture of herself with Madonna pointing a gun at her Photoshopped in and the word “karma” across it. LOL! I mean, yeah, that’s pretty mean if it happened, but it’s also kind of hilarious. I’m not sure if that ever happened, but that started the Little Monsters off (not that it takes much) and it’s just gone from there.
Things seem to have settled down again until yesterday, when a “concerned fan” alerted GaGa to the fact that Perez was in her NYC apartment building… doing nothing. GaGa went bonkers – despite the fact that she was safely ensconced in LA – and begged the fan to take a picture before calling security and having Perez removed (or so she claimed). She then lashed out at Perez on Twitter again, accusing him of stalking her, and this set the Little Monsters into overdrive, with MANY of them (seriously, many – Perez retweeted a lot of this) threatening to kill him and, more disgustingly, his young son for daring to cross Mother Monster.
Lots of the tweets have been deleted, but I screencapped them on my iPad last night because I figured that was going to happen, so here’s some of GaGa and Perez’s shit:
Alright, let me just say this: Perez is a terrible human being who has made a “career” by being a leech to actual famous people and also by bullying and talking shit about celebrities, knowing his influence and going way too far with it. Being tongue-in-cheek and saying you don’t like stuff is one thing (I do it all the time here), but this asshole has gone way too far, way too many times, attacking people who were meant to be his “friends” for the sake of page views. Basically: fuuuuuuuuuuck this dude. That being said, death threats, especially against his kid, who has nothing to do with any of this bullshit, are awful and ridiculous, and he rightfully pointed out the fact that GaGa purports to be all anti-bullying but does nothing to discourage this kind of behaviour from her fans, who are just as psychotic as she is.
As for GaGa, homegirl needs to get off the drugs and maybe get some serious counseling because she has some definite personality and mood disorders. She’s off the wall, man. The Little Monsters will probably come after me for that, but whatever. Whatever happened to “stop the drama, start the music”? Seems the other way around, to be honest – but maybe that’s just because the music isn’t doing so well. Oops!