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It’s Your Fault Chris Brown Had A Seizure

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You know, just when I try to be a decent human being, Chris Brown goes and does something to show what a royal dickhead he is and makes me regret ever being civil (if not far too kind to this scumbag). That’s right – after suffering a seizure at a Los Angeles recording studio the other day, Chris is blaming the incident on… well, you and me. You see, we’re all just far too mean to him and all the “negativity” made him ill. Wait, what’s that sound… can you hear it? Shh… listen:

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKK off.

Here’s a statement from his reps via The Hollywood Reporter:

“Chris suffered a nonepileptic seizure (NES). … His doctor tended to him this afternoon and attributes the NES to intense fatigue and extreme emotional stress, both due to the continued onslaught of unfounded legal matters and the nonstop negativity.”

HAHAHAHAHAHA. How about the drugs? The self-induced stress from being an abusive, homophobic, violent asshole? Take some responsibility for your own life, idiot. I have to stop here because I cannot with this guy.

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