Ke$ha is a huge fan of dick jokes. And now, she’s making dick jokes you can wear. And considering how ridiculous they are, they’re reasonably priced. This lovely dick ring is only $12.00:
There are also dong earrings ranging from $12 – $15 and a lovely penis pendant for $20. And as of now, it’s out of stock.
This particular line of penis themed jewelry is from her “Grow A Pear” collection (yes, “pear” not pair). She has non-dongy jewelry too. There’s a “warrior” collection, a “supernatural” collection, and a few others. They’re all under Kesha Rose by Charles Albert (yes, “Kesha” not Ke$ha). You can buy them here.
Would you wear these?
This is hysterical. It’s as classless and brash like Kesha.
this broad sucks. in the best possible way – THUMBS UP to the jewelry! :D the music on the other hand? eeeeeesh… : /
I love all things Kesha. Look, as penis themed jewelry goes, this is the best I’ve seen. It should be noted though that this is the only penis themed jewelry I’ve ever scene.
I’m going to wait for the vagina themed jewelry so I can buy it as a his & hers gift set.
YES.
GROSS.