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1121-Year-Old Taylor Lautner Is Dating A 27-Year-Old

Marie Avgeropoulos Taylor Lautner traces movie set

Taylor “Llama” Lautner is 21 and dull as hell and is dating a 27-year-old Greek-Canadian actress, Marie Avgeropoulos.

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And that’s why we call him Taylor “Llama” Lautner.

According to USA Today, The Daily News, and The Daily Mail, the co-stars are more than co-stars as they were seen, “holding hands, snuggling, [and taking] the ritual selfie.” I can’t find this selfie, but I did find many, many pictures Taylor posted of himself, mostly publicity photos, on his Instagram. Cringe central.

Listen, Ms. Avgeropoulos, I don’t know you and I don’t know Taylor Lautner, but I know this is a bad idea. You do NOT want to date a 21-year-old when you’re in your late 20′s. You are at two totally different places in your lives. It’s almost as bad as this relationship. Keep it to light fooling around, but maybe not even bother with that.

Oh hey, I just found the taking of the selfie:

Shit's getting serious.

Shit’s getting serious.

July 30, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

11 Responses to “21-Year-Old Taylor Lautner Is Dating A 27-Year-Old”

  1. Well, at least it was a member of the opposite sex.. D’oh!

  2. Anonymous says:

    she just wants exposure

  3. pikki nikki polka pants says:

    #1 – that llama is really, REALLY fucking cute!
    #2 – i’ll bet ya taylor’s schlong is huuuuge, and
    #3 – even though he’s gay, i’d totally hit it if i were single & a decade younger.
    never ever thought he was good lookin’ before, but that first photo tells me otherwise…dude seems to be gettin’ hotter with age & longer hair.

  4. Maru says:

    Greek “beards” do it better

  5. Anonymous says:

    oh common, if he was 27 and she 21 nobody would say shit!

    i’m pretty sure their relationship wont last but age differences are hardly a problem. my parent’s friends have been together for over 30 years and when they got together she was 30 and he was 18!!

  6. Mister J says:

    I thought he was an alpaca, not a llama…

  7. sophie says:

    met my husband when i was her age and he was almost 22, we’ve been together for 7yrs, married for 3, our baby will be 2 in a couple of months and we couldn’t be happier. you wouldn’t be able to tell that a)i’m the older one, b) there’s 6 years between us. so no, it’s not necessarily a bad idea ;)

  8. surgey says:

    “Taylor Lautner dull as hell” – “I don’t know Taylor Lautner”
    ????

    ” You do NOT want to date a 21-year-old when you’re in your late 20?s. You are at two totally different places in your lives.”
    When the man is 27 and the woman 21 – would you write the same nonsense????

    Are you the cheapest offered writer for this tabloid?
    I don’t know you Catherine St. Ives but I think you’re dull as hell.

    • Catherine St. Ives says:

      “When the man is 27 and the woman 21 – would you write the same nonsense????” Of course I would. That’s a huge age gap. Doesn’t matter which one is 21 and which one is 27.

      Are you okay?

  9. tina says:

    What a hateful article. Taylor and Marie ate too cute.

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