Miranda Kerr, supermodel/Gwyneth Paltrow’s crush, is preeeeetttaaay much flawless. I came across this recipe for her breakfast and I was tempted to make some sort of “oh supermodels eat breakfast now ha ha” joke to myself but I put my cynicism on hold to check it out. Basically it’s what Gwyneth Paltrow has for breakfast — some sort of smoothie with ingredients that you need to go to Whole Foods to find. I like to make juice but I’m too lazy to clean it up. I love lamp.
Anyway, here’s what’s in Miranda Kerr’s breakfast drink. From Style Bistro:
— 1 glass cold-pressed coconut milk
— 1 glass coconut wate
— 1 tablespoon acai powder
— 1 tablespoon goji berries
— 1 tablespoon spirulina
— 1 tablespoon raw cacao powder
— 1 tablespoon maca powder
— 1 tablespoon chia seeds
— 1 1/2 tablespoons regan rice protein powder
NO LIES, I had to google “spirulina”. It is a “dietary supplement.” Most of this drink is various powders. Here’s a video of her talking about it and making it.
Want to go full Kerr? Do some yoga. From Handbag.com:
I have been practicing yoga for over a decade now and it is a very important part of my life. It doesn’t matter where I am or what I am doing, yoga gives me the opportunity to switch off and focus entirely on my body and my breath. Yoga allows me to meditate and reflect on what’s important in my life. It is also great for core strength and maintaining agility. I practiced yoga during my entire pregnancy and I hope to practice for the rest of my life.
I feel the same way about eating melted cheese. I will never look like Miranda Kerr. :( And oh God, I have really bad heartburn right now. I picked the worst time to read this.