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1Amanda Bynes Is Suing the NYPD

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UPDATE 2pm EST: Amanda just tweeted the following absolute nonsense. She’s obviously high as a kite at the moment and when she comes down, she’ll swear she didn’t tweet this.

My lawyer is getting my case dropped! There was no proof of sexual harassment or drugs. Instead of me asking for the cop to be arrested for sexual harassment, I want my case dropped as well. His punishment will be being the cop who sexually harassed someone who would never find him handsome enough to be my boyfriend. That’s worse than any time in jail. But I am suing him for money compensation. I love having more money in my bank!

Amanda Bynes is nothing if not litigious (and severely mentally ill with what seems to be a raging drug addiction, but yknow). She loves threatening to sue magazines and asshole bloggers, but this time she’s taking it to a whole other level and claims that she’s going after the NYPD. Is this over the alleged vagina slapping? Funny enough, she seems to have dropped that story. This is just about officers daring to come into her apartment and arresting her despite her being a “model citizen”, LOL.

Here’s her “final” tweet on the subject:

For once and for all, this is the last thing I’ll say about the mistaken arrest. I’m suing NYPD for illegally entering my apartment, lying about drugs on me and lying about me tampering with non existent drug paraphernalia, then I’m suing for being put into a mental hospital against my will, then locked up overnight for coming home after a facial and working out with my trainer like the good girl that I am. I’m allergic to alcohol and drugs and don’t partake in any of the above. I’m so offended by all of this but so proud to not be a drug or alcohol user. I don’t need to talk about this anymore. My lawyer and I are taking this offense so seriously! Everything they did was against the law and The judge saw that there was no drugs on me or proof of any type of bong or mental illness (I was so offended to even be taken to a mental hospital and they would not let me call my lawyer until the next day after being in jail all night, then I went to court and was immediately released because the judge saw that I was wrongly arrested. The cops found no proof of any type of drug use or evidence of drug paraphernalia such as a bong in or around my apartment) I’m also suing my apartment complex for lying about me smoking in my building. I’m free forever! You can’t lock up an innocent person! Thanks for caring! Look forward to seeing me in music videos! I’m getting in shape and getting a nose job! I’m looking forward to a long and wonderful career as a singer/rapper!

HAHAHA, what? A career as a singer/rapper? When did this happen? Getting in shape – like the good girl that she is, naturally – and getting a nose job? Uh, she’s already had one surgery and weighs about 130lbs. Lord. Also, I love that she’s just suing the apartment complex as a whole. Not a specific person (who obviously wasn’t lying about this), but just the whole damn building.

Someone seriously needs to get an intervention rolling with her before it’s too late.

May 28, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer
Filed Under: Amanda Bynes

One Response to “Amanda Bynes Is Suing the NYPD”

  1. jimbo says:

    Another screwed up crackhead. Why does anyone care?

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