AMANDA BYNES, WHERE DOES IT END? Your saga is crazy! And it just doesn’t end. Now Miss Bynes is accusing an officer of “slapping” her vagina. Let’s review: Drake murders Amanda Bynes’ vagina — okay. Cop slaps Amanda Bynes’ vagina — not okay. Here is her tweet on the whole thing (via TMZ):
Don’t believe the reports about me being arrested. It’s all lies. I was sexually harassed by one of the cops the night before last which is who then arrested me. He lied and said I threw a bong out the window when I opened the window for fresh air. Hilarious. He slapped my vagina. Sexual harassment.Big deal. I then called the cops on him. He handcuffed me, which I resisted, quite unlike any of the reports stated. Then I was sent to a mental hospital. Offensive. I kept asking for my lawyer but they wouldn’t let me. The cops were creepy. The cop sexually harassed me, they found no pot on me or bong outside my window. That’s why the judge let me go. Don’t believe any reports.
Shit. Well apparently Bynes’ attorney is taking this seriously and is looking to file a complaint for “inappropriate actions”.
Where the f-ck do I even begin? I’m not saying she wasn’t sexually harassed. What I’m questioning is her explanation for throwing her bong out the window, which is: 1. I was getting fresh air and 2. There was no bong. Come on, Amanda. Although, why did the judge let her go without bail? Any legal peeps want to explain?
Also TMZ says she was spotted wig shopping, but the paparazzi attention was too much so she fled.
What a long strange trip it’s been.