John Stamos wants everyone to know how he lost his virginity, and wants to know how his famous friends lost their virginities, so that he can make a show about it. Uncle Jesse Full House joke here, you do it, I can’t think of anything.
No, but really, 10 years ago MTV bought the show Losing My Virginity With John Stamos in which Mr. Stamos would sit down with celebrity guests who would share their own loss of virginity stories. (Why do we say “lose your virginity”? I mean hopefully you know where it went.) MTV never made the show but Yahoo apparently did and will launch it online in the spring.
Want to know John Stamos’ virginity story? No? Too bad, he’s really psyched about it. Via Eonline:
About 13 years ago, John Stamos was introduced to his bandmate’s sister.
“She’s about 10 years older than me and I was in my late 30s then, and I said, ‘Nice to meet you,'” Stamos told me earlier today while on break from filming his guest gig on Necessary Roughness. “She said, ‘Meet you?! Don’t you remember? I took your virginity.'”
“I was shocked,” Stamos said. “She didn’t look quite the same. She was a bit older and bit rounder.”
But then the memories starting flooding back.
I said to her, ‘I remember now. We were driving and I dropped my keys between my legs and you grabbed me,'” the former Full House star said. “She was like, ‘No, it was more romantic than that. I held your hand and we walked through a park together.’ The stories were vastly different.”
Oh, okay. I don’t know guys, the whole premise of the show (especially the title) makes me kind of creeped out, especially this part:
“For every actor, celebrity, musician and politician out there that we see, there’s somebody at home going, ‘I was their first,'” Stamos said. “I want to hear their stories, too.”
Really? Dude. “Whoa!” Or wait, that was Joey Lawrence’s thing, right? And “cut it out” was an Uncle Joey/Dave Coulier thing, right? So I don’t know, I don’t know what the f-ck to tell you, Stamos.
Here he is cuddling Bob Saget. That’s all I got here.