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11In Case You Haven’t Heard, Ray J Hit It First, And He Really, Really, Really Wants You To Know That

ray j kim hit it first young kim kardashian

Ray J is some sort of rapper but really we know him most fondly for his sex tape with Kim Kardashian. And he knows we know it. Thus, continuing to ride the sweet Kardashian train to relevant town, Mr. J dropped this gorgeous track, “I Hit It First”.

The song is a dazzling work of hilarity. Some lyrics:

I hit it I hit it I hit I hit I hit I hit I hit it first

I hit it I hit it I hit I hit I hit I hit I hit it first

Then he really lets his masterful lyrics come through:

She might move on to rappers and ballplayers
But we all know I hit it first.

I had her head going North and her ass going South
But now baby chose to go West

I think I see what he did there. It’s difficult, as this song flirts with the levels of subtlety that Carly Simon’s “You’re So Vain” and Alanis Morisette’s “You Oughta Know” do, but if we listen carefully, we can decode that the messages in this song are perhaps about a relationship with Kim Kardashian but only PERHAPS.

I don’t know, if only we had another clue…let’s take a look at the single’s cover.

ray j kim k cover pixelated

Could it…could it be?

kim kardashian black bikini ray j cover

By God.

 

April 7, 2013 at 4:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Filed Under: Kim Kardashian, Ray-J

11 Responses to “In Case You Haven’t Heard, Ray J Hit It First, And He Really, Really, Really Wants You To Know That”

  1. wileE says:

    considering the Kardashians are living in a world “delusion”and “FAKE”… this guy,for better or worse, is telling the truth.

  2. Sophie says:

    Wow. What a charmer. Between this and “The Perfect Bitch”, the lady sure knows how to pick em.

  3. Anon says:

    me thinks Kris Jenner paid him to do this.

  4. beetlover says:

    While her terrible taste in fashion hasn’t changed, her face sure has!

    • Penny says:

      Her face looked so much better back then; she’s a lame excuse of a human being but I do think she was pretty. Yeah, I said it…

  5. Kas says:

    Considering they filmed all of this for our viewing pleasure, how excited are we supposed to get??

    Head, North/Ass, South: So….missionary??

  6. GmanGray says:

    Her Vagina is so used and abused,she had it lined with Teflon…..and thats wearin out.Nasty Bitch….Plain Grosss.

  7. Jumper says:

    Kim is a nasty whore straight up so are her sisters but kim is the biggest whore ever

  8. Ghost says:

    Good job Ray J, fuck kim shes not even human so who cares hope the whore becomes the laughing stock of the worl and it makes her cry lol is that mean oh well fuck the kardashiasluts im bumpin this all day!!

  9. Junebug says:

    Whoa…

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