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There Is A God After All: Lindsay Lohan’s Not Really Pregnant

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I think we all figured Lindsay Lohan‘s “I’m pregnant!” tweet was a poorly timed joke, and she’s since confirmed the news, admitting that there’s no fetus in her womb awaiting alcohol poisoning and meth addiction on its mother’s behalf. That’s right: Lindsay Lohan isn’t pregnant. Can you hear that? That’s the sound of angels rejoicing.

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Lindsay cleared things up yesterday afternoon, though she’s since deleted all evidence of her April Fools’ Day “prank” (which she posted on April 2, but whatever). I guess she doesn’t realise there’s something called screencapping. After removing all her pregnancy tweets, she then retweeted the following:

According to Google Translate, that means “Tutelage specific tutelage of Alhelq understand Daabatj amusing”, which makes absolutely zero sense. But I guess Lindsay Lohan knows something we don’t and speaks Arabic now, so whatever. Can anyone provide a more accurate translation? Another Twitter user told her it’s something like “I hope your heart explodes” – if that’s the case, Google is WAY off. I think it’s time to send this idiot to rehab already.

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