Miley Cyrus is really mad at all you idiots out there suggesting that she’s hanging out with ex-boyfriend Nick Jonas again, ‘cos she’s totally not, OKAY? In the midst of all these “Will she or won’t she marry Liam Hemsworth?” reports, she was apparently spotted with Mr. Ball Gag‘s brother out and about in Los Angeles and felt the need to hit up Twitter and tell everyone off for being wrong.
“I literally haven’t seen Nick Jonas in years. Don’t believe everything you read folks. Why are magazines allowed to publish straight bullshit. Look at my profile pic [which shows my engagement ring]. Look at my finger. Idiots.
“I couldn’t have ‘ran’ into anyone because I haven’t went to eat out in public in weeks because of the amount of paparazzi outside my house #shorthairrepunzel.”
She later deleted the messages and just left the following, but here’s my question: What the hell kind of hash tag is #shorthairrepunzel and why is she using it? If there’s one thing anyone with sense knows, it’s that you don’t try to give yourself a nickname. And also, Rapunzel is not only spelled incorrectly, but also, she’s known for her long hair and by being the “short hair” version of her, you’re… not Rapunzel at all. Anything that would have made you Rapunzel is no longer there.
I probably shouldn’t think so hard about this.
FOCUSED ON MUSIC & MUSIC ALONE.
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) March 27, 2013