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22Caption This: This Week’s Photo

Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember, you can never discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore! Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.

As for last week’s Prince William picture, here’s the winner below:

Winner: Rick with “Billy, your Grandmother called. She wants you home NOW!”

Runner-up: louie louie with “The first true “Wet Willy” !!”

Now, get captioning on this week’s photo!

March 26, 2013 at 6:28 am by Jennifer
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22 Responses to “Caption This: This Week’s Photo”

  1. MrsS says:

    I’ve got the worst munches and these bitches smell like cotton candy… Lemme go, whipped cream tits, I’ve got to find some Doritos…

  2. mikkid4 says:

    can you catch bacmayeria like this?

  3. Splig says:

    “Look Tamra, she’s all mine and you can’t have her. Like, EVER!”

  4. cocopuffsaredelicious says:

    After battling over who had the bigger celebrity dueschbag boyfriend, Perry decided to up her game by instead trying to snag a bigger dueschbag girlfriend.

  5. louie louie says:

    The Heart Breaker the Ball Breaker and the Cherry Taker !!!

  6. CeCe Wade says:

    If Rupert wasn’t enough now she’s moved onto Katy, Oh well, after all she is just showing her support for same sex marriage.

  7. Glebeboi says:

    “Oooh Katy! I think you’ve more than kissed a girl – and I like it!”

  8. pikki nikki polka pants says:

    Moustached kiddo at 10 o’clock, haaaa! And Selena best quit it with the lip fillers; I understand she wants Hollywood DSL’s, but child please… Carry on, people, not entering! Just saying.

  9. crab says:

    Kristen: Hmmm yummy! Which one do I want tonight!

  10. liljim says:

    If only these dummies knew how dangerous vampire FARTS are…HaHa Die bitches

  11. Esteban says:

    I’ll take “Three girls whose careers will be over in 5 years or less for $200″ Alex.

    • pikki nikki polka pants says:

      This one. Pick this one.

      • Qflux says:

        Yeah this one… Because this one will sound as stupid as possible when 5 years from now they are worth more money than ever… That will happen even if they never earn another dime just by accumulating interest on money already banked… Keep feeling superior though while posting web comments from a trailer while browsing the want ads…

  12. Brandon says:

    Katy: “So this is what a Cheater feels like!”

  13. MJRyan says:

    Katy: “So MJRyan, is THIS ok for our 3-way?”
    MJ: “OH GOOD GOD, NO! KP, You wont even get a 3-way unless you bring back J-Lo or a sheep!”

  14. Tasha says:

    Wouldn’t you like to know what we are doing for Spring Break!

  15. kimcheee says:

    I don’t usually fart in public, but when I do, I make sure I’m sitting on someone’s lap and am surrounded by people.

  16. not a fan says:

    Lesbian dyke threesome- all three smell like bad tuna and burning flaming taco farts. They go back to a room have drinks and snort meth and lick tuna& taco all night wake up with dog hair all messed up and smell like dirty butt& underarms and rot feet. They go another round and stink up the entire room with humid musk infection smells and negro sweat mixed with mexican buttcrack. They don’t shower and stink even more and come out to Paparazzi zoom lens trying to sneak in black cars thinking no one seen them- but the Paps did get a quick snap of them dirty with dog hair in rats nest.

  17. not a fan says:

    Taco’s cause severe stomach eruptions and mexican bean farts. Chlamydial infections are at 980,000 per 1,000,000 women is the US for having sex outside marriage. Aids is 45 million from New York to LA(thats only tested ones)Warts is like 450,000 for females for one night sex affairs outside marriage.Gonnorhea is like 995,000 per 1,000,000 for free no care sex& stranger love affairs or lesbian dyking it.Penicillin is now resistant to all types of infection(where they gonna run now? No more DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I HAVE A BURNING URINE OR STOMACH CRAMP OR ITCH! Help, I smell like BURNT FISH DOG!

    • not a fan says:

      Antibiotics are no help anymore these new Negro & mexican diseases or sick sex people don’t stop. They are resistant to all types now. Next means “suffer” with your disease until it goes Syphilis or turns into menigitis. That old saying”you’ll go blind is true now this year” Syphilis makes you blind & cripples bones for bad sex.Gonnorhea does infect in your throat for blowjobbing or lesbian sex(pay for sins)

  18. Dolinka says:

    OMG GUYZ HUMAN CENTIPEDE!

  19. kimcheee says:

    That doesn’t look like Katy Perry. It wasn’t until this pic was labeled a “Katy Perry picture” that I looked again and discovered that the one I couldn’t identify is actually Katy Perry. o_X

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